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Today, I have been teaching my 5 year-old step-daughter how to read and write. She came bounding up to me with a piece of paper and said, "look what I did". It was a letter that said "My dad misses my real mommy, not you". FML

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weird if a little kids knows it and you don't

#2 - On 01/06/2011 at 3:07am by The_Dude_Abides_

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looks like she knows something you don't

#3 - On 01/06/2011 at 3:10am by BoredomKillsinc

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