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Today, my little girl spoke her first word. It was ''Daddy''. Daddy left before she was born and she has never met him before. FML

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On 12/28/2010 at 11:47am - kids - by Anonymous - Netherlands

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Most children will say Da-Da first. It isn't necessarily associated with Daddy. Sorry about the sperm donor, though.

#1 - On 12/28/2010 at 12:59pm by Girlie2

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Don't worry, she doesn't know what she's saying. She'll start saying "mommy" before you know it.

#8 - On 12/28/2010 at 1:02pm by Ninjafriends

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