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Today, as I was talking my three year old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45890) - you deserved it (2248)

On 10/29/2008 at 7:57am - kids - by LifeSucks - Canada (Quebec)

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