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Today, as I was taking my three year old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50198) - you deserved it (2525)

On 10/29/2008 at 7:57am - kids - by LifeSucks - Canada (Quebec)

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My 2.5 year old calls my car "daddy" and calls me "steve"
Kids are strange.

#1 - On 02/03/2009 at 9:49am by central skrutinizr

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Time for that DNA test.

#2 - On 02/06/2009 at 4:07pm by AbeFroman

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+15

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