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Today, as I was taking my three year old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML

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On 10/29/2008 at 7:57am - kids - by LifeSucks - Canada (Quebec)

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Only God knows what goes through the mind of a toddler... I watched some videos of me as a kiddy and, when people spoke to me... All I did was stare at them for like, 5 minutes o.o

#15 - On 05/11/2009 at 7:36pm by Light_Ty

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My 2.5 year old calls my car "daddy" and calls me "steve"
Kids are strange.

#1 - On 02/03/2009 at 9:49am by central skrutinizr

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