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Today, as I was taking my three year old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56306) - you deserved it (3241)

On 10/29/2008 at 7:57am - kids - by LifeSucks - Canada (Quebec)

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Only God knows what goes through the mind of a toddler... I watched some videos of me as a kiddy and, when people spoke to me... All I did was stare at them for like, 5 minutes o.o

#15 - On 05/11/2009 at 7:36pm by Light_Ty

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It's time to go on Maury

#16 - On 05/16/2009 at 11:39pm by KristelDreams

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