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Today, I caught my daughter attempting to stick pencils up our cat's butt. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32932) - you deserved it (4324)

On 11/29/2010 at 10:03pm - kids - by Laura -

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maybe she thought it was a pencil sharpener?

#5 - On 11/30/2010 at 3:01am by dillies

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You didnt say how old your daughter is. That matters. If she is 6 years old, this behavior indicates the child should see a therapist.

If she is 19 years old, this behavior indicates she should contact a porn talent agency.

#6 - On 11/30/2010 at 3:02am by FerrariCake

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