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Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband and I are divorcing because HE had an affair. He now wants a paternity test. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24821) - you deserved it (2353)

On 11/29/2010 at 2:20pm - kids - by preggers - United States (Texas)

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Do the test, then get him for child support, alimony, AND make him pay court costs and all your lawyer fees. If you have proof of infidelity, he's screwed.

#4 - On 11/29/2010 at 7:33pm by MarineWifey88

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I'm sorry OP :/ that's unfortunate. Hopefully your child turns out to be the complete opposite of your husband.

#5 - On 11/29/2010 at 7:34pm by alaaloo

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