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Today, I took my four year old son to the playground. When it was time to go, he squirmed out of my arms back to the jungle gym. Not being the type of mother to put up with bad behavior, I swatted his rear and told him we had to go. That's when I realized I'd just spanked the wrong child who was wearing the same coat as my son. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14158) - you deserved it (44057)

On 11/05/2010 at 1:29pm - kids - by lilmamma - United States (California)

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what's with all the hate on corporal punishment? some kids just need to be smacked when they are behaving badly, simply because four year olds cannot reason the way we would like them to. my parents did it to me, and I appreciate them for it because otherwise who knows what kind of dumbass hoe bimbo I would have turned out to be. just sayin

#15 - On 11/05/2010 at 5:46pm by purplemonster89

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So you're not the kind of mother that will put up with bad behaviour but you definately are the type to use physical force to correct them as well as the kind to pay them enough attention that you abuse the wrong child. Epic fail.

#8 - On 11/05/2010 at 5:33pm by JhasNeeh

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