Today, I babysat my neighbour's spoilt bratty twins. When I told them it was their bed time, they pushed me over. One then started smashing me with a plastic sword, and as I lay helpless on the floor the other one peed on me. I got owned by two five year olds. FML

by peestain / 10/25/2010 at 6:06am / United Kingdom (Bristol) / Kids

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  • I can't see how you could be helpless on the floor. grab the sword and stand up sissy

    #6 - On 10/25/2010 at 10:07am by nibawan

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  • you sir are not an alpha male

    #3 - On 10/25/2010 at 10:06am by Schazam

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