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Today, while I was substitute teaching a middle school class, a boy, named Chris, refused to get in the boy's line for the bathroom. After I had said, "Chris, what makes you think you're a girl?" in a very loud voice, one of the other students said "She is a girl." I've scarred a child for life. FML

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On 10/24/2010 at 1:26am - kids - by badteacher (woman) - United States (California)

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That's horrible!

#1 - On 10/24/2010 at 10:11am by sccrismyantidrg

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Lolz next FML "Today, I got fired from work for making a 5 year old sob uncontrollably"

#6 - On 10/24/2010 at 10:17am by Kevlar29

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