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Today, I was on the London underground. My feet were aching, so I really wanted a seat. A mother and child got off the train and I heard her say, 'why didn't you wait?' Going to sit down I wondered what he was supposed to wait for, then sat in his (still warm) piss. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51246) - you deserved it (7432)

On 04/26/2009 at 8:55am - kids - by stephanielouisee.x (woman) - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

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