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Today, there were a few loud and annoying kids running around my store. My coworker and I started talking and I jokingly stated "Yeah, kids ruin everything." But before I could get out "God knows I'm not ready to be a dad," my phone rang. It was my one night stand. I'm going to be a daddy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9695) - you deserved it (51390)

On 09/24/2010 at 7:25am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

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Apparently you forgot to include God in your "one night stand"

#1 - On 09/24/2010 at 1:10pm by RedPillSucks

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Even with a condom and birth control, people can still get pregnant. But assuming that situation wasn't taken care of, you totally deserve it. Hopefully you'll suck it up and at least be a good dad despite your dislike of kids.

#16 - On 09/24/2010 at 1:24pm by perstephane

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