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Today, there were a few loud and annoying kids running around my store. My coworker and I started talking and I jokingly stated "Yeah, kids ruin everything." But before I could get out "God knows I'm not ready to be a dad," my phone rang. It was my one night stand. I'm going to be a daddy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12751) - you deserved it (68588)

On 09/24/2010 at 7:25am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

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Apparently you forgot to include God in your "one night stand"

#1 - On 09/24/2010 at 1:10pm by RedPillSucks

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get a paternity test. any girl willing to have one one night stand is willing to have another and well. yeah. go from there.

#7 - On 09/24/2010 at 1:15pm by hellraisedfire

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