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Today, I was at the grocery store with my five year old son when I had to go to the bathroom. After doing my business and we started walking out of the bathroom, my son loudly announced to the whole store, "Mommy has diarrhea!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21177) - you deserved it (2724)

On 09/01/2010 at 7:04pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

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