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Today, I realized every time I go to take a poop, my 9 month old crawls into the bathroom and sobs at my feet. I now have to let my 9 month old sit on my lap while I shit, because I can't do it any other way. The end to all privacy has now come. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31292) - you deserved it (9552)

On 07/27/2010 at 2:44pm - kids - by mr - United States (Michigan)

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Close/lock the door maybe?

#1 - On 07/27/2010 at 7:56pm by arabianhorse1234

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Well, that's sanitary.

#3 - On 07/27/2010 at 7:58pm by epr

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