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Today, my boyfriend came over while I was babysitting my little brother. He wouldn't stay in bed, so my boyfriend told him,"If you don't stay in bed, the monster will eat you!" I now have to wash my brother's bedsheets, because he was too afraid to get up and go pee. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20712) - you deserved it (7694)

On 07/25/2010 at 7:21pm - kids - by animelover (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

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You're both morons. Your boyfriend's an idiot for scaring a child into such an embarrassing act. You're an idiot for having your boyfriend over. You're even more of an idiot for not explaining that your boyfriend was not serious. And you're a slut. Why? Because you know, I know, and everyone else here knows that the only reason you wanted that kid to stay in bed was so that you could throw your legs in the air and let some greaseball stick his slut-banger up your tramp cavern. I hope that kid grows up, realizes how you've traumatized him simply because you wanted to be a whore, and kills you in your sleep by forcing you to drown in his urine... Oh yeah, and I hope you get asshole cancer, too.

#34 - On 07/26/2010 at 4:18am by Myzyri

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At least he didn't poop in his bed.

#20 - On 07/26/2010 at 3:26am by gabbielove

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