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Today, my boyfriend came over while I was babysitting my little brother. He wouldn't stay in bed, so my boyfriend told him,"If you don't stay in bed, the monster will eat you!" I now have to wash my brother's bedsheets, because he was too afraid to get up and go pee. FML

I agree, your life sucks (19001) - you deserved it (7279)

On 07/25/2010 at 7:21pm - kids - by animelover (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

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