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Today, I was explaining to my 4 year old daughter that we had to wait until the sign said "walk" before crossing the street and stop if it said "don't walk". Halfway across the intersection, the light turned. She refused to budge. I had to drag her in front of 3 amused looking motorists. FML

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On 07/01/2010 at 10:05pm - kids - by badmom (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

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3 amused motorists is better than 3 pissed off motorists.... just sayin'.

#14 - On 07/02/2010 at 3:17am by PotatoBlankey39

See in context

+20 | 2

well tell her when your already half way to run to the end

#2 - On 07/02/2010 at 3:03am by kidsanchez1

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+13 | 4

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