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Today, I was doing a local search at SexSearch.com and I found my sister's profile. FML

#727
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On 01/07/2009 at 10:22am - intimacy - by shocked1 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was just taking a wank with my laptop on low battery. Almost finished when my laptop died. FML

#735
54 comments

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On 01/07/2009 at 10:07am - intimacy - by Noname - United Kingdom (Wokingham)

Today, it's been 2 weeks since I lost my virginity and I've already had sex with 3 guys. I think I'm a nympho. FML

#723
11 comments

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On 01/07/2009 at 3:16am - intimacy - by sexaddict - Sent from mobile version

Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML

#842
74 comments

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On 01/03/2009 at 11:48am - intimacy - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend confessed to me that she wants to dress me up with her clothes, with wig and makeup. FML

#840
48 comments

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On 01/02/2009 at 10:53am - intimacy - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mother was vacuuming my room and found a towel under my bed. She asked "why does it smell so bad?" I replied "sweat". FML

#672
75 comments

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On 01/01/2009 at 10:04pm - intimacy - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, me and my sister hear a buzzing noise in our parent's bedroom. We go to investigate. It's coming from a drawer. We open it up. Battery operated dildo. FML

#770
33 comments

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On 01/01/2009 at 12:54pm - intimacy - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend has big fake boobs, but gets offended when I tell her how much I like them. FML

#769
49 comments

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On 01/01/2009 at 12:23am - intimacy - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went onto my computer and found a cyber sex conversation between my sister and my girlfriend. FML

#768
66 comments

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On 12/31/2008 at 10:49pm - intimacy - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend left a message on my phone. It was just the sounds of her having sex with somebody. FML

#766
35 comments

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On 12/31/2008 at 6:41pm - intimacy - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I just found out that my brother in law and his wife frequent a swingers establishment that me and the wife have visited. Which is OK I suppose (providing we never see each other there) but he told me his parents go there too. FML

#637
17 comments

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On 12/30/2008 at 3:27pm - intimacy - by Disturbed - United States (Colorado)

Today, I send a text message to my ex-boyfriend, who dumped me four months ago, telling him to come back. His answer: "feeling-wise I won't come back to you, but sexually, why not". FML

#602
22 comments

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On 12/26/2008 at 2:53am - intimacy - by Laloose - Sent from mobile version

Today, feeling romantic and overwhelmed with love, I told my fiancée: "I don't know what I'd do without you." She replied: "Well, you'd wank". FML

#591
35 comments

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On 12/25/2008 at 1:07am - intimacy - by Nicos - Sent from mobile version



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