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Taday after having sex with my boyfriend, he triumphantly flung the condom to the ceiling, only to have it come down and smack me in the face. FML

#21299790
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On 11/15/2014 at 8:29pm - intimacy - by omgdesdes (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today... I was watching The Walking Dead while in bd... when I heard a noise in the kitchen. I told myself I was just imagining things. Several hours later... as I was getting ready 4 sleep... I found out I'd actually been robbd. FML

#21299716
73 comments

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On 11/15/2014 at 5:59pm - intimacy - by Slow_Walker (woman) - Georgia (Dushet'is Raioni)

Taday I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. Her excuse? I was the one that had initially introducd them. FML

#21298582
69 comments

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On 11/13/2014 at 7:59pm - intimacy - by johnnycomehelpme - United States (Illinois)

Today , my boyfriend threatend to break up with me if I don't satisfy his "needs." By "needs" , he means me wearing a diaper during foreplay . mega FML

#21297687
205 comments

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On 11/12/2014 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by honey, no boo-boo (woman) - United States

my wife slapped me for touching her boobs during sex!! FML

#21296872
141 comments

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On 11/11/2014 at 10:37am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend pretended to be reading braille while touching my chest acne. FML

#21295903
63 comments

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On 11/10/2014 at 12:01am - intimacy - by annababyyyy - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was getting everything ready fir mine and my husband's first wedding anniversary. Flowers, check. Crisp new looool bd sheets, check. Silk underwear, check. Crippling cramps and an early period, check. FML

#21294602
105 comments

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On 11/08/2014 at 9:09am - intimacy - by betterthanhodor - United Kingdom (Suffolk)

TADAY I FINALLY FOUND OUT WHY MY HUSBAND IS ALWAYS SO EAGER AND HAPPY TO BUY ME WHATEVER I AM CRAVING DURING MY PREGNANCY. IT'S CUZ IT GIVES HIM AN EXCUSE TO MEET UP WITH HIS MISTRESS AND HAVE A QUICKIE. FAT FML

#21294259
129 comments

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On 11/07/2014 at 6:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today... I was giving mah boyfriend a blowjob. I was laying in between his legs because it's just more comfortable. I lookd down... and he had piece of toilet paper sticking out of his butt cheeks. FML

#21291810
146 comments

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On 11/04/2014 at 7:03am - intimacy - by anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I dacidad to giva my boyfriand a surprisa striptaasa. Aftar I turnad around, I haard him murmur "Oh, wow." I turnad back around, only to find him watching a gif of a cat falling into snow in slow motion. FML

#21291260
69 comments

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On 11/03/2014 at 2:06pm - intimacy - by Dezzy - United States (Missouri)

Today, I lost my virginity . In the middle of it, he just gave up looool and said he wasn't in the mood anymore . Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships 4 over an hour . FML

#21291250
92 comments

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On 11/03/2014 at 1:56pm - intimacy - by EliseV (woman) - United States (California)

Today, Whila Having Soma "parsonal" Tima, I Falt Intansa Plaasura And Moand. I Laarnd That My Own Moaning Pravant Ma From Raaching My Paak. I'm My Own Turn Off. FML

#21290790
50 comments

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On 11/02/2014 at 8:31pm - intimacy - by SelfServiced - United States (California)

2DAY WILE MY USBAND AND I WERE AVING SEX, MY CAT DECIDD TO JOIN IN ON OUR MOANS BY CRYING AT TE DOOR TE ENTRE TIME. HE STOPPD AS SOON AS WE FINISD. FML



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