Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML
I agree, your life sucks (23960) - you totally deserved it (6224)
On 04/19/2010 at 4:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)
(0)take a couple of laxitives before and see how he likes it
#11 - On 04/19/2010 at 9:07pm by Bugatti_Veyron
(0)only if it's a white couch story, otherwise, what's the point
#24 - On 04/19/2010 at 9:12pm by Pearljammer001
(0)my nipples are very clean ^^ I wouldn't see why you wouldn't wanna suck on them ;)
#29 - On 04/19/2010 at 9:14pm by ballsmahoney
(0)Nipple sucking? Really? But, like, what's the thrill in that?
#39 - On 04/19/2010 at 9:20pm by SuperGirl_Mania
(0)Why wouldn't you want to suck on a guy's nipples? Anything is sexy if your guy really wants it. :) But, really, what's gross about a guys nipples?
(0)I'd probably go to jail for statutory, Jimmy XD
when Raleigh officially leaves me for Hailey, then I'll consider it lol
(0)77, no offense but you look like a person to like anal. . .
#86 - On 04/19/2010 at 9:46pm by tristan1001
(0)erm, maybe 18?
and I can't check your profile--I'm on my iPhone :)
I'm 25-way older than most FMLers
(0)You would go to jail if I'm 18? In canada it's 18.... :p But nah I'm 17 :( So you'd go to jail either way ahah :p
(+1)#85, small argument here.
There are streams of piss that flow through a man. That doesn't stop women from sucking and shoving the schlong anywhere possible.
(0)I said 18 in the hopes that I really wasn't that old. or you weren't really that young. or something.
But yah, I'm that old I guess ;)
(0)#26 WTF?!?!
I have very sensitive nipples and I had a girlfriend who wanted to suck them so badly, she trained me not to giggle while she did it. It worked!
(0)so I'm one step down from grandma? sweet.
hopefully that's a long way off! my oldest is only 2 1/2 and my youngest is still a fetus. I have a long way to go till I'm the grandma of fml :D
(0)um no, there was just an fml about anal on a white couch a few months ago....
#132 - On 04/19/2010 at 10:33pm by Pearljammer001
(0)haha didn't know you were hitting on a pregnant chick, eh?
s ok. I'm only pregnant for a few more months then I get to go back to being a regular MILF (or so I've been called) :)
(0)Regular MILF ahah! But nah seriously congrats to you Hope :)
And hailey, I don't know why but your comment "I wanna baby" sounds like "I want to baby"! :p
(0)Epoh congrats- I hope your second baby is just as cute as the one I'm see in you picture.
And to the OP- If it's done CORRECTLY it's not a big deal. But you need to find out why he wants to do it. Is it only curiousity? OR is he trying to get you to do something that you may consider degrading and just wants to gain a power trip?
#148 - On 04/19/2010 at 11:06pm by sourgirl101
(0)don't mind them Hun! most of them are overly processed fake pictures! have you noticed that EVERY single girl on FML is like...unbelievably gorgeous? coincidence? No. Picture-stealing? yes. look at my picture :0 there's no way I'm Minnie mouse :o possibilities are endless on the Internet :P
#155 - On 04/19/2010 at 11:20pm by minnieminroe
(-2)another day another 9.5 inch veiny boner from all hot girl butt sex comments. this is better than the boob size comments. any girl want my schlong up there please pm me.
#156 - On 04/19/2010 at 11:29pm by ladiesman14
(0)Well some girls ' pictures looks fake, bur the majorities of the gorgeous girls as you say are real as they change them regularly
or are taking with their phone. Yet again they could steal pictures from facebook or whatever but that'd be just weird o.O
(0)Wait, I've done nothing but look at comments on posts and there's one question I have: Where the hell is snickerdoodles? Did she die?
(0)the whole stealing pictures thing is so dumb! its not hard to use your own. and yeahhh, isnt the majoriry of the fml'ers like 15 to 25 ish? haha
(0)I agree 166 .. what's the point of stealing pictures? like seriouslyy loll, I hate how some girls take slutty pics off google especially the completley obvious ones
#174 - On 04/20/2010 at 12:32am by you_and_me
(0)154 thanks, & it's the hot gals in planet earth that makes us that way
#200 - On 04/20/2010 at 2:22am by livefreeorFYL
(+3)I hope you said no! not because I'm one of those people who thinks anal is gross, but because you shouldn't be having ANY kind of sex with a man who Just said he loved you for the first time. that obviously means it's way too soon In the relationship to be trusting him with your body, especially with something like anal which be painful at first. because if things don't work out with him you may end up woth some serious intimacy issues and mental health problems.
(0)you dnt haveta love ta fuck... I haven't dated Anya tha guys I fucked, so who caaares. anal isn't good though. it huuurts!!!! I got it unwillingly nd made that bitch S T O P.
(0)Actually epoh... they could if you think of it in a way that you want to share everything you possibly can with that person because you are so in love with them. Or you want to be that much closer? I never thought anal could be considered romantic until I heard that explanation. :P
(+1)that could be one explanation.
personally, I prefer to keep my behind to myself, no matter WHAT my lover wants.
but hey, everyone's different :)
(-1)I see no reason for you to say no...? He loves you, you love him (right...?) and so it's buttsecks time!
#14 - On 04/19/2010 at 9:07pm by SuperGirl_Mania
(+1)should'a asked him if he wanted to be the one receiving it. ;):L
#27 - On 04/19/2010 at 9:13pm by ahandsomedevil
(0)well if he thinks he deserves anal for saying he loves you. it makes me wonder what he thinks he deserves if he were to propose.
#30 - On 04/19/2010 at 9:15pm by OGReaper
(0)He's probably joking. My guy friend is always like I wanna f you and all this nasty stuff.
#45 - On 04/19/2010 at 9:23pm by Soulathyia
(-3)Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment.
everybody knows women enjoy anal. they just keep it a secret to use it as a control factor cuz they give up regular sex way too fast. anyways the pink sock is a myth so don't worry about it.
(0)45: Your guy friend really does want to fuck you! He just says that jokingly, but would take you up on it if you said ok.
(0)all the guys on modern warfare 2 are like that hahaha(: well on xbox live:p
how is that an fml.
you're gettin some ass.!
(0)do you try to relate every fml with your obession for cod because you think you will get attention from men that way?
#74 - On 04/19/2010 at 9:41pm by Mr_Zachary
(+1)I tried anal cuz me and my bf were curious but the fuck with that it hurts like a bitch. I suggest that you shouldn't try it. that's the exit not the entrance.
note to self: porn stars love anal cuz they are already loose there. ewww....
yay! for pussy sex. ha.
#73 - On 04/19/2010 at 9:41pm by babyale760
(0)if you retract that statement i will give them back! :)
#88 - On 04/19/2010 at 9:48pm by Mr_Zachary
(0)you have gained 1001 hot points. i gave you a bonus for being a good girl. ;)
#92 - On 04/19/2010 at 9:51pm by Mr_Zachary
(0)Meh, going for any type of sex gives hot points, unless it's an Ugly ass chick, those girls scare me. . .
#99 - On 04/19/2010 at 9:56pm by tristan1001
(0)tristan, you should try the alaskan pipeline. you seem like the type to enjoy it...
#102 - On 04/19/2010 at 9:59pm by Mr_Zachary
(0)Yah, well, my wife loves anal. Always gets her off. But, she says not of course. Just that way.
#81 - On 04/19/2010 at 9:45pm by CrazyManNo9
(0)worst thing ever happend!!! Megan fox has dropped from number 1 to 3 as best looking woman
#97 - On 04/19/2010 at 9:54pm by AdidasoverNike
(0)anal is fun, most of these girls do like it, 1- because they've never tried. 2- they did but the guy didn't know what he was doing and just shoved it up their bum... (idiots)
#112 - On 04/19/2010 at 10:10pm by Mordecai89
(0)Since this is an FML, I'm ASSuming your answer was 'no.' So, did he retract his declaration of love? It sounds like the love was predicated on getting some anal. You know the old saying, "the way to a woman's heart is through her asshole." It's not a well-known old saying among most crowds.
(0)well, I'll get you in my house. Get in my undies. Turn off the lights. Get in my warm, comfy, kinky bed. Then show you...my..........GLOW IN THE DARK WATCH!!
Ooo me naughty
(0)what's up with guys wanting anal. that's nasty. I wouldn't wanna feel like I'm losing my virginity all over again.
#129 - On 04/19/2010 at 10:25pm by chikiitaaa
(0)anal is gross unless you wanna wear tampons in your ass I wouldn't do it
#144 - On 04/19/2010 at 10:59pm by surfnhottie7
(0)aha nope
I am super super super super addicted
I'm not even lying. yes I do that every where I go. uhm no sir I do not need attention I'm
confident and don't need anyone to give me bullshit. so point blank shut your ass up.
&& if you think you're so cool saying that just kiss my ass dawg(: step up to me talk all the shit you want & please I don't need to tell your ass off.
hmm now let me go play some hard core search:p
fuck you I'll shoot you with my ak-47 with extended mags:p
dot dot dot.
once again I will rape you with my bullets.
- mee (the bitch)
(0)there's something going on with men and the ass... hmmm...
other than that, ditch him.
#164 - On 04/19/2010 at 11:49pm by PplMakeMistakes
(0)just use lots of lube and try it. you will be fine.
#165 - On 04/19/2010 at 11:50pm by blackbetty33
(0)Anal sex is great. I've done it before, it's no biggie. It hurts a little at first, but then it starts to feel good. If he has a big dick, though, make sure you guys go slowly.
(-1)heheheheheh....... hahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHA! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!
OH MY GOD!
HOOHOOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
no comment, except that you should take one for the team. some people like it.
(0)YDI...Why are you calling someone your BF AND having sex with them when they have never told you they love you?
#184 - On 04/20/2010 at 1:38am by GRyphonLJJ
(0)Oh here in Minnesota you come from long journeys to reach anal.
#185 - On 04/20/2010 at 1:39am by FlamingCrouchFML
(0)what's with all these under 18 years old people commenting about anal sex anyway. As if they've been having sex long enough to know what's good. Anal sex is awesome if you're doing it right and safely.
(0)totally agree with #189, most of the people posting here are way to young to know anything about anal, and therefore cant form a proper opinion.
hell, womens ejaculate has virtually the same composition as their urine. Sex is a pretty nasty thing if you think through the details, but thats why one has to stop being a prude and go with it or you'll never enjoy it.
In for a penny, in for a pound.
#223 - On 04/20/2010 at 9:50am by qwerty3210
(-1)Well he'll know if you love him if you let him. Sounds like a pretty shitty way of saying "I love you too." Don't forget the Kay-Y.
(0)I read this fml and asked my bf why guys love anal and got a vague response so WHY DO GUYS LOVE ANAL?
#197 - On 04/20/2010 at 2:16am by Rebelwitotapause
(0)I once asked a guy the same thing and he told me, "Cause it's not supposed to go there!" Then he ran away giggling hysterically.
#239 - On 04/20/2010 at 8:27pm by SarahMarie83
(0)so do u? at least u don't see him asking some other girl! what do u expect from a guy who wants to fuck his gf up? it'll happen sooner or later so live with it & move on
#199 - On 04/20/2010 at 2:18am by livefreeorFYL
(0)Anal... Then I suppose he would ask for a blow job after? :)
#201 - On 04/20/2010 at 2:28am by evolutionsfox
(0)Today at work I was stocking the bottom shelves and I heard this popping sound, I look over and start to gag, turns out some like 80 year old lady was farting a few inches away from my face.
(0)If he was serious FYL, but to me that sounds like a joke and your b/f is hilarious. That said anal isn't bad with, lube, a boyfriend that does care about you and knows that the fuck he is doing and alcohol is never a bad idea either (unless it will lead you to allow random guys to stick it in the poop chute then I would advise against it). So you should consider getting behind his idea ;)
(+3)Tell him yes, but only on the condition that you can peg him first (:
#218 - On 04/20/2010 at 8:21am by ganjaninja420
(-1)did u say yes because you now know he loves you just sayin you owe him one
#224 - On 04/20/2010 at 10:09am by aturner0706
(0)He's saying I Love You just because he wants anal sex......DUH.....Only do it if you want to...Don't do it if you have doubts....
(+2)Ewww. Eww. Anal = nasty. That's an exitt.. not an entrance.
Just gross. I don't see how any girl would want that.
And everyone who's saying "Anal is great. You should try it." has mostly been *guys.*
Just icckk.
#232 - On 04/20/2010 at 6:23pm by tangerine_12
(0)Yeah, I noticed that pattern too, and most of the girls are saying it's awful........ hmmmm.
I have to agree with that though, that is a definite HELL NO. My boyfriend used to want it really bad.... not anymore. Thankfully, screaming and pain from the other person turns him off. :P
And to the OP, he can go fuck himself. You owe him nothing. And if he's that desperate for anal, he should get a boyfriend.
#273 - On 07/13/2010 at 5:17pm by LaPoeziaAmantino
(0)Hahaha, lube it up. Or talk about that huge ass whopper you just dumped in the porcelain.
#241 - On 04/20/2010 at 10:19pm by deciduouswoulds
(0)You should have said "Sure, you first." then pull out a self fun toy and tell him to bend over. that should do it unless he does it... then run.
#244 - On 04/20/2010 at 11:16pm by SilentBlinx
(-1)anal is greaaatttttt soooooo tight , feels so good! and it is more humiliating to the girl ! what more could u ask for? just bend over bitch!
#248 - On 04/21/2010 at 12:33am by texas_nemo
(-1)I don't see this as a FML really.. Him saying he loves you = WIN!
Anal = WIN!
Both things in sentences short after eachother = Jackpot!
(-1)You should have already done anal. He shouldn't have to ask for it. You should have given that up to him in the beginning of the very beginning.
(0)well...he did i say " I love you" before he asked....
#262 - On 04/24/2010 at 3:27am by xsoooxkrazyx
(0)I'm kinda scared to try anal when I'm married because I have heard of the deadly "Pink Sock" and I know what that is and its really gross. If you'll look it up try to convince him that you don't want to. Unless you want to you know its your desicion.
#271 - On 06/27/2010 at 3:00am by WhyDoBubblesPop
