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Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29784) - you deserved it (7190)

On 04/19/2010 at 4:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

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It's the logical next step.

#2 - On 04/19/2010 at 9:03pm by cynima

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I tried anal cuz me and my bf were curious but the fuck with that it hurts like a bitch. I suggest that you shouldn't try it. that's the exit not the entrance.
note to self: porn stars love anal cuz they are already loose there. ewww....
yay! for pussy sex. ha.

#73 - On 04/19/2010 at 9:41pm by babyale760

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