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Today, I performed in my school play. Right before my big solo, I noticed a few girls changing backstage and I became aroused. The play was Jesus Christ Superstar, and I was playing Jesus. All I was wearing was a little cloth, so the whole audience saw Jesus get hard during the crucifixion. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (94940) - you deserved it (38898)

On 04/14/2009 at 11:27pm - intimacy - by jizzlemonster13 (man) - United States (New York)

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Ha ha! Good attempt at an excuse but we all now know that your into a bit of bondage ya dirty bugger.

#1 - On 04/15/2009 at 6:07am by Jimboom

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Talk about being hung on a cross.

See what I did there?

#2 - On 04/15/2009 at 6:07am by jonesey

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