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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML

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On 03/31/2010 at 3:56am - intimacy - by darthmilfious - Sent from mobile version

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well ydi for faking, if he's not doing it right, tell him, how's he ever gonna learn n fyl for getting caught

#4 - On 03/31/2010 at 10:02am by tippy_pink89

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haha nice one

#1 - On 03/31/2010 at 10:00am by paid2think

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