Today, I was playing with my pet hamster and I decided to put it down my pants for fun. It started running around and I actually got aroused. My mom then proceeded to walk into my room to see me with an erection and my pet hamster poke his head out of the hole in my boxers. FML
I agree, your life sucks (18693) - you totally deserved it (163329)
On 04/08/2009 at 10:14pm - intimacy - by hammylove (man) - United States (Florida)
dude...haha. your amzing!!! hahahaha. everytiem i think of this i laugh. yes sometiems out loud. haha. so wat if u stuck a hamster down ur pants? oh well!!! hahaha.
#533 - On 09/22/2009 at 9:17pm by readingredhead33
Shame that it didn't latch onto your junk with it's teeth. Sicko.
#3 - On 04/09/2009 at 3:36am by Lackadaisy_Baby
after reading the first sentence i automatically knew whatever happened you deserved it
#6 - On 04/09/2009 at 3:37am by myfatsack21
You know they have groups for bestiality on the internet. I would however suggest you do not do such actives in front of your family again.
#8 unless he has a really extremely small penis, that would not be possible. You still in preschool?
HAHAHAHAHA!!! That's totally awesome!
And #8 Not all of us have junk small enough to be bitten off by a small hamster ;)
Today I walked into my son's room to see him sitting with an erection as his pet hamster crawled out of the hole in his boxers. FML.
Better yet:
"Today, I was playing with my owner. He decided it would be fun to put me in his nasty ass pants. I almost suffocated from the smell of masturbation. FML"
I think it's the hamster's FML more than yours.
#508 - On 07/11/2009 at 3:26am by girandwogpig
Hmm the real FML here isn't that your mom came in, but rather that you get turned on by animals at all. That's just weird. If I was your mom I'd take all pets away from you, before you start wanting more hamster lovin'.
#20 - On 04/09/2009 at 3:50am by Jessick_1
#21 I just noticed your name is goathumpy, did you invite your goat to hamsterfest?
#26 - On 04/09/2009 at 3:57am by ScottyD620
number 3 ... agreed...
im a dude and know how much any pain down there hurts buti wish it gives you a little snip next time and help out natural selection.
i dont want any more morons roaming this earth
*chuckle* That is really funny - but you did bring it on yourself.
I truly wonder what possesses people to do things like that. Idle curiosity, I suppose?
I'm prepared to believe that you're not into bestiality, and just into scientific experiment. Perhaps next time lock the door? Don't want your Mom walking in while you're experimenting putting your doodad into a soda bottle, or a fan, or a light socket. LOL!
Rape!! Someone call the animal protection agency!!
But seriously. It's probably not the hamster that aroused you but the sensation of having something soft and furry down there (which is probably a first for you). But next time just don't. Or, if you want to know if your really into animals then shove it up your ass through a tube you dirty sick bastard!!
Maybe that would be alright if you were like, too young to know this website. But you're not. Your life is fucked, but you pretty much deserved it.
. . . and why did you think putting a hamster down your pants would be a good idea?
#43 - On 04/09/2009 at 4:43am by justbea777
Richard Gere? But no seriously, I guess that will teach you to not stick animals down your pants... unless you're in to that sort of thing.
Different strokes for different folks, I guess.
#46 - On 04/09/2009 at 4:59am by C_Wicked27
Why would you do that to your poor hamster? It's probably dead from toxic fumes. :(
#51 - On 04/09/2009 at 5:20am by McLaughlane
Wow. A few words that spring to my mind:
- YDI
- Fail
- Perverted
- OMG
- WTF
- O_O
#52 - On 04/09/2009 at 5:25am by Curtieeeez
#878433 (54) - 04/08/2009 at 10:14pm by hammylove - sex - I agree, your life is f***ed (267) - you deserved that one (3999)
HAMMY.LOVE.SEX
Did anyone else see that?!
I thought you were going somewhere else with that, like the hamster decided to explore a nearby cave or something
"after reading the first sentence i automatically knew whatever happened you deserved it"
This.
I clicked both though, you deserved it but your life IS fucked if you're turned on by hamsters...
Ahahahaha, #19, that just made my day!
But bestiality isn't cool, So you deserve it, poor hamster.
#76 - On 04/09/2009 at 7:19am by roar__
haha poor hamster, find something else to arouse you perv
#82 - On 04/09/2009 at 7:36am by i_like_chicks
same as #6
and who does that? first of all you put a hamster down your pants and second you got an erection from it.
You put your hamster down your pants for fun... wtf??? Yeah, anything that happens after that is kind of your own fault. You're lucky he didn't go for the nuts...
poor hamster! you're very fucked up. that's just sick. YDI.
#89 - On 04/09/2009 at 8:18am by imaballer18
You put your hamster down your pants.....for fun? Maybe this is a FML for the simple fact that you have nothing better to do than diddle a hamster.
#91 - On 04/09/2009 at 8:29am by Hiphopopotamoose
that poor animal. you should be put down. why would you disclose that. it is not funny. it has no relation to the purpose of the sight.
you suck dude
what's the name of the therapist she's started begun you to?
#96 - On 04/09/2009 at 8:54am by thekreeperkeeper
Get a girlfriend. If you can't, but have a yard, get a sheep. A hamster is way too small. The right size is a girl, really, but you can't just buy them, nowadays. Well actually there are some that you can rent. Yeah, save your pocket money for some weeks and rent one. A girl, not a sheep.
#98 - On 04/09/2009 at 8:56am by nicolas
LOL. uhhh eff your hamsters life. What the hell is wrong with you o_o;;...poor hamster. If you fuck your pets, you will regret D:...also, this reminds me of a song eminem did.
Today, I was minding my own business, chomping on some sunflower seeds when a giant hand reached into my house, grabbed me and shoved me into a dark place. Then I started getting stabbed by this weird fleshy pole and barely had time to escape. FML
#101 - On 04/09/2009 at 9:09am by cmckeon329
#101: good one! You forgot to mention that when he got there, the hamster probably thought he found a small hairless fellow hamster, which became hard only after he tried to communicate with it.
#102 - On 04/09/2009 at 9:19am by nicolas
This may be the most messed up thing I have read in quite a few weeks on this site... as far as people doing fucked up things to animals, that poor hamster
i dont understand why it ever seemed to be a good idea to put your hamster down your pants. like really? don't you have a girlfriend?
OMFG!!!!!!! HAMTARO!!!!! *CRY*...you...how...why...i can't even...FAIL
#105 - On 04/09/2009 at 9:32am by madame_malfoy
Why is the closest thing about a hamster-in-the-butt joke #32's Richard Gere comment?
The FML comments are failing me today :(
#109 - On 04/09/2009 at 9:45am by PTERONOPHOBIA
Yes, how embarrassing that your mother would just assume that what you were doing is what you were doing.
Jesus Christ, kid.......
Today, I motivated myself to have a little talk with my son. There's no hope that he gets a girlfriend any soon, but at least he needs to go out more, see people in "real life" rather than just chat online allday, and I wanted to encourage him in this way. When I walked into his room, he was pleasuring himself with the hamster. I gave birth to a monster. FML.
#113 - On 04/09/2009 at 9:52am by nicolas
hahahahaaa #19 just made me burst into laughter
but, this is too rotten to talk about.
#114 - On 04/09/2009 at 9:59am by poorChoice
EWWWWWWWWWWWWW thats gross. Dude, its only an FML if u tell it from the Hanmster's point of view
#115 - On 04/09/2009 at 10:11am by stlcards220
LMFAO that's amazing. What on earth would compel you to subject your poor hamster to that? HAHAHA...
#116 - On 04/09/2009 at 10:14am by CinnamonSpider
Wow, just wow. This is something you should definetly just keep to yourself.
#120 - On 04/09/2009 at 10:39am by rukusrazor
I would be too ashamed to post this, if I was actually sick enough to do it. Seriously, man?
#123 - On 04/09/2009 at 10:49am by OperationNicole
This is completely made up. First he's wearing pants, then he's just in boxers...? And I don't know about you, but boxers wouldn't exactly leave a hamster much room to move around considering it would just fall out...
#124: not necessarily: He could have opened up his pants to give some space, then put the poor creature in the boxers, where it wouldn't fall down because of the pants retaining it.
#125 - On 04/09/2009 at 11:02am by nicolas
Today, My owner put me in his boxers. I ran around and around because it smelled horrible, but I couldn't get out. I finally found a hole to climb out of and just as I put my head out my owner's mom walked into the room. Now she probably thinks I'm some kind of ass gerbil. FML
#127 - On 04/09/2009 at 11:05am by Thrashersk
That.. Is what we call bestiality.
Next, you'll be having cats lick your ass.
Good on ya, freak.
#128 - On 04/09/2009 at 11:05am by wtfxpaigerz
# 19 made my life lol
ok, so, now i know not to leave my pet gerbils alone in a room with my little sister O_o
#130 - On 04/09/2009 at 11:08am by HANGtheFREAK
lol this makes me laugh, i love it!
i feel bad for the hamster and yourself.
#131 - On 04/09/2009 at 11:08am by xxyumtasticxx
I think you guys are making too big of a deal about him being turned on by hamsters. It's not like he was like "oh, damn that hamster is hot." The penis has a mind of it's own, and it doesn't really know it's a hamster that's touching it.
Still hilarious though. One of my favs!
That is true, 132, hence why my main concern is, WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU PUT A HAMSTER IN YOUR PANTS IN THE FIRST PLACE.
I am an animal person and I have had a variety of pets, big and small, but never once has the thought even crossed my mind of putting them in my pants, FOR ANY REASON.
Why would he put the hamster down his pants? "For fun"......
it really sounds like you need some new hobbies.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
okay this made me hysterical but come on, do not shove pets down your pants. that's just a little creepy/weird/sadistic. you completely deserved it, and the fact you got turned on is nasty.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
okay this made me hysterical but come on, do not shove pets down your pants. that's just a little creepy/weird/sadistic. you completely deserved it, and the fact you got turned on is nasty.
On the bright side,the hamster can now teach the easter bunny afew tricks
#144 - On 04/09/2009 at 12:06pm by Liverfullofbeer
IT'S NOT BESTIALITY, IT'S INTERSPECIES EROTICA!!
(Clerks 2 reference for you noobs who haven't seen it)
AHAHAHAHAHA! Thats Halarious! If I was the one that walked in on that I think I literally would have rolled on the floor laughing.
ewww.you have a fetish for hamsters? not to mention the ops name is hammylove. youre a sicko
#152 - On 04/09/2009 at 12:34pm by angryFetus
I think the real FML here is that you have so little excitement in your life that you think it would be "fun" to put the hamster in your pants in the first place o.O
#155 - On 04/09/2009 at 12:46pm by dancing_bear
Why... why would you even think of doing that? Much less... actually act on it. Well I guess you like them hairy.
This is why abortions should always be an option. =P
#160 - On 04/09/2009 at 1:13pm by Dopehead666
All I had to read was "I was playing with my pet hamster and I decided to put it down my pants for fun". YDI
#161 - On 04/09/2009 at 1:15pm by ComputerAnalysis
ok idiots, he didnt have the erection because of the "HAMSTER" but more the fact taht he had someting diddling with his dick. fucked up none the less
LMFAO! i literally laughed out loud when i read this. HAHAHA omg. seriously, funniest fml ever! good job bud, youre my hero today:)
#165 - On 04/09/2009 at 1:33pm by Stay_beautiful
Poor hamster.
You know that that can be animal abuse, right? People get put in jail for having animals do sexual things to them or doing sexual things to animals.
#167 - On 04/09/2009 at 1:43pm by jdkfgkjdfb
Yeahh.. that might be a problem. It would be a good idea to see somone about that.
#171 - On 04/09/2009 at 1:56pm by floatingdonut08
Poor hamster. I'm guessing you're a very lonely guy since you put a hamster down your pants... yuck!
Today, I walked into my son's room and saw him with a boner and the hamster I bought him sticking its head out of the hole in his boxers. My son is into bestiality. FML
#176 - On 04/09/2009 at 2:26pm by AnnaSeptic
Poor hamster...sort it out cos thats messed up...maybe get some friends and get out more...
#178 - On 04/09/2009 at 2:37pm by 666midnight
It's not like what she saw was out of context. She probably assumed exactly what you were doing. Pervert.
Today, I'm a hamster, and for God knows what reason, my owner shoved me down his pants. I ran around frantically, practically passing out from the disgusting odor emanating from his sweaty balls, and the dude actually gets aroused. Then, his mom walks in. She thinks I was going down on her son. FML
Wow, someone needs a girlfriend. And don't do that again, or someone might call the ASPCA on you.
Anyway, #3, you're a sicko for even saying that. That goes for everyone that agreed with him/her too.
#184 - On 04/09/2009 at 3:10pm by AkihiroHattori5
Really, as soon as read that you put your hamster down your pants for fun, I marked it as YDI. Because you are one sick mother fucker. And #19 made me laugh so hard my ribs started hurting.
#187 - On 04/09/2009 at 3:15pm by _Elizabeth_
I'm with the majority. If you put a hamster down your pants and someone walks in - you deserve the weird looks that will continue for some time.
Also - I agree with the person above me. It's not like this was taken out of context. She saw exactly what you were doing.
#188 - On 04/09/2009 at 3:18pm by eternalaphrodite
ok, u completely deserved that. next time for pleasure, don't traumatize your poor little hamster, and try something normal.
#19 lmfao haha but woww. you deserved that, the poor hamster...
#199 - On 04/09/2009 at 4:04pm by checkyesbecca
ok, thats so disturbing.
and wat if ur hamster bit u in the wrong place?
#201 - On 04/09/2009 at 4:06pm by jessxoxo28
one time a lizard got lost in my jeans. but i was ten and my friend who owned it was the one who thought it would be funny to put it in the hole on my knee.
#205 - On 04/09/2009 at 4:14pm by philadelphianus
and here i though hamsters only went up the butt. it seems i'm learning even more disgusting shit people do everyday...
#209 - On 04/09/2009 at 4:31pm by timberM618
"Pants" and "Boxers" are very different... One is strange, but if it is in your pantleg, it isn't that bad... To put a hamster in your Boxers is VERY STRANGE.... the intentions of each action seem completely different... hahaha
#213 - On 04/09/2009 at 4:52pm by shawleigh17
Poor hamster. This is really more like "f the hamster's life" You're disgusting.
#214 - On 04/09/2009 at 4:54pm by audiogasmic
Somebody needs to call PETA on this shit. Animal abuse.
#216 - On 04/09/2009 at 4:58pm by SurpriseButtseks
Hampster: Today my owner put me in his boxers and got a boner. While I was trying to escape his mom walked in. FML
#217 - On 04/09/2009 at 4:59pm by SurpriseButtseks
"Today, my master put me in his pants (I'm a hamster). I started running around when he got en erection. I poked my head out of his boxers to see his mom walk in the room. FML"
Edit: sorry #217 I didn't even see that.
Oh, my god. I... that mental image is hilarious... I'm sorry...but it is. I'm just picturing your mom, like, carrying in some laundry or something, looking around for you and stopping dead in her tracks, followed immediately by the hamster poking his head out. Cue strangled silence, "WTF" expressions and an entire month of awkward pauses. No. Two months.
Yeah.
-laughs-
Edit: LOL #155.
Somewhere there is a hamster wishing for thumbs and a laptop so he can post his own FML.
Course I am a cynical little thing and question the validity, but, whatever.
#227 - On 04/09/2009 at 6:15pm by intheshadowz
# 223 lmao
i'm sorry OP (no i'm not), but there is NO possible way that you could NOT have deserved this... i mean the fact that you put the hamster in your pants VOLUNTARILY, is just wrong... it wasn't a dare, or a prank, or that you were even drunk... you were all alone and just put a damn hamster down your pants you sick perverted weirdo...
i mean WHY? WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO DO THAT? oh, wait, i guess the boner explains that -_-
your mom walking in... and the hamster popping out of your crotch... they're just icing on the cake...
Awwwh, That is funnnie. ROFLMAO. x). What were you thinking? XD
#232 - On 04/09/2009 at 6:50pm by Staarburstt
"Today, I found out my son likes hamsters. And NOT in the sense of an owner loving their pet. FML"
I think your mother deserves this FML more than you. You deserve a YDI for THAT one
Your mom was witness to the birth of a furry! Congrats :D
#237 - On 04/09/2009 at 7:19pm by nobody_special
I am simply speechless. I pray to god you do not infect out already intellectually diminished gene pool with your idiot children. Please for the sake of humanity KILL YOURSELF YOU SICK SOB. Just trying to help. :)
#236 LMFAO!
and yeah the fact that u got a boner from a rodent is disturbing
most people's bed buddies are human FYI
put your hamster down there "for fun"?? Since when does putting a small, dirty animal w/ claws and teeth near your genitals sound like fun?!?
#240 - On 04/09/2009 at 7:47pm by heyyou1203
there so many things wrong with this ..
i dont even know where to start
#241 - On 04/09/2009 at 8:03pm by basketball03
FTW HAHAHAHAHAHA That's hilarious... SO wrong, but hilarious. There are too many things to say about this, so I'm going to keep my mouth shut... HAHAHA
#243 - On 04/09/2009 at 8:09pm by life_is_a_hooker
HAHAHAHAHAH. one of the best ones i have read in a LOOOONG time.
#246 - On 04/09/2009 at 8:21pm by jabbaundead
HAHA.
I used to stick my hamster in my mouth.
But, I lost it at McDonalds.
I miss my Hamtaro.
(And.. Awe. I pictured what you said happened. That's cute.)
#247 - On 04/09/2009 at 8:25pm by TheSilentRaver
You got a boner... from having a hamster in your pants.
Your life is fucked, indeed. But you deserved it.
#248 - On 04/09/2009 at 8:26pm by geesquared
Anyone else reminded oh Eminem's song "Fack"?
"Shove a gerbil up my ass though a tube.."
Why would you expose your hamster to that? You probably scarred it for life. And your mom no longer thinks you are responsible enough for a pet, or siblings!
#249 - On 04/09/2009 at 8:32pm by MukyDaCookie
Ugh. You're disgusting. Pet stores around the world should be notified about this and forbidden to sell you any animals.
That's pretty cruel. It could have suffocated.
Completely your fault.
And you got "aroused"!!! What the hell!?
Next time keep it in the pants! wait.. no, in this case keep it OUT of the pants....
Poor Lemiwinks....
#254 - On 04/09/2009 at 10:15pm by primogen18
Oh my... it's generally not a good idea putting anything furry in your pants. I hope you learned something.
#256 - On 04/09/2009 at 10:36pm by CousinSkeeter
First of all, that's animal cruelty and I don't think people like you deserve to have pets. But honestly if a hamster's the best you can do then that's really sad.
#258 - On 04/09/2009 at 10:48pm by whoaalexgoalex
I don't know why you think you can phrase this as some sort of horrible coincidence. what you did was sick, you are perverted, and im glad your mom found out
It's not animal cruelty to put your pet in your pants. It's just another tunnel to them.
My pet rat went into my friends pants and pooed on his boxers. D:
But wow, rodent induced boner.... with witnesses... THAT SUCKS MAN.
you're disgusting. who does that? you'd probably f a dog if you could, just to see why it's called doggy style.
you're sick.
dude, it's not like he tried to fuck the hamster. he just let the little guy roam around.
on his wang.
lmfao@#19,
dude; this is so wrong and pathetic but yet so funny. Thank you for making my day (:
But honestly... putting a hamster down your pants and THEN getting an erection... why the hell would you put it down there in the first place? YDI for sure. The poor hamster is probably traumatized, too. Beastiality is wrong...so, so wrong.
I guess there's only one thing to say...
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Oh man, that was funny.
*blinks*
You... put a hamster down your PANTS... for fun. I'm still back at that part. For the love of all that is holy, what the hell were you thinking????????????????????????????
You have issues. Go get help for them. Google "bestiality" so that you a) know how it's actually spelled, no thanks to previous posters here, and b) know what to call it when you tell your counsellor about it.
Win for your mom catching you jerking off with your HAMSTER. That is so wrong.
HAHAHAHAHA. Hamster down the shirt is ALWAYS the limit.
Poor little hamster
#272 - On 04/10/2009 at 1:49am by tokyooo123
favorite YDI by far hahaha
and its weird guys, but he wasnt screwing his hamster like some of you claim
Today my owner shoved me down his pants for his own self gratification. Since I couldn't breathe, I tried to go to the nearest opening I could spot which happened to be right opposite his i-get-turned-on-by-animals-penis. FML
Love, Hammy
I'm disturbed. You deffintely deserved that. Obviously you don't get any real action..? You're sick & fucked, really. That's all I have to say. I'm kind of speechless :/.
"I decided to put it down my pants for 'fun.'" You have a strange perception of fun.
I predict that you do that sort of thing all the time but you actually got caught with your pants down this time, so to speak.
#279 - On 04/10/2009 at 4:58am by zissou319
Who the hell puts their pet down their pants, I'd like to know if your 5.
#283 - On 04/10/2009 at 10:20am by Biancaaxxo
Hey , Its Not That Bad.
Its not like your mom caught you with an erection while your hamster was in your pants.
You absolute idiot, you let a hamster run around in your pants WITH AN ERECTION, for long enough to let your mum enter the room?
Jesus Christ..
I don't believe this one actally.
#289 - On 04/10/2009 at 1:18pm by Electrolight
LMAO
Don't hamsters have mini claws that stab your skin?
The image of a hamster poking its head out of a freaked out boy's boxer's crotch area is either really cute or just plain disgusting.
This sounds like one of those stories that parents tell about their kids for the rest of their lives...
Still...lol
LMFAOOO!
omg thats hilarious!
whats your problem!? XD lmfaoo
#291 - On 04/10/2009 at 2:15pm by jojomworthiss
Weird.
I'm guessing that you don't get much action from mammals that stand upright on two legs, do you?
thats disgusting
they call that beastyality, and its illeegal. i hope you were real embarrassed by that.
what a weirdo. too bad it didn't bite it off. that would've taught you some sense.
#294 - On 04/10/2009 at 2:41pm by balanceMMX
"Today, my owner stuck me in his boxers. It smelled slightly of mold and roast beef so I started running around trying to escape. Suddenly, the monster he tries to kill everynight when he is alone stood up and I got scared. FML"
-Hampster
#297 - On 04/10/2009 at 4:37pm by dontcallmekim
Kso, scrolling right down to the bottom of this i saw lots of weirds and ews and disgustings lmfao. i just have to say #'s 37,19,82,223 and 229 BEST COMMENTS EVER! and
dude, you fucking retard.
#298 - On 04/10/2009 at 4:50pm by effyouceeekay
"Today my owner stuck me down his pants. That shit was hella smelly and his boner was strangling me. As soon as I found a way out, I was confronted by his mom. FML"
Haha... #101 and the one a couple above me did better :P
so the kid is gross. we all understand that.
BUT
that sucks that you mom walked in on that. AWKWARD between the two of you now.. hope she doesn't tell yo dad.
xD
That's hilarious;
i saw something like that on a movie, only the guy stuck the hamster up his butt,
and HIS parents walked in on him doing that.
Point being:
what's up with people and hamsters?
lol
#305 - On 04/10/2009 at 7:43pm by LawlRocker
who doesn't get any pleasure? OBVIOUSLY you don't -- putting a hamster down your pants.. JUST USE YOUR DAMN HANDS. HAHAHA.
#306 - On 04/10/2009 at 9:45pm by sweetlovexxx
who gets some sexual pleasure? OBVIOUSLY YOU DON'T -- how the hell are you going to use a hamster for your pleasure? USE YOUR DAMN HANDS.
#307 - On 04/10/2009 at 9:46pm by sweetlovexxx
You're gonna be a Hamster in your next life... and someone's gonna shove you down THEIR pants...
see how you like it...
i think you should find some new extracurricular activities that don't involve animals.. i've heard your hand works just as well...maybe you should try it..
#309 - On 04/10/2009 at 10:25pm by featherduck
aahahaa! that's hilarious! there's nothing wrong with this... it's not like he was trying to get aroused by a hamster!
wtf, y would u put a hamster down your pants? thats animal cruelty.
#312 - On 04/11/2009 at 3:14am by kaylaaa_
it could have fu***** bit of your dick! psycho! but that's embarrassing about your mom dude...sry haha....that's going to be awkward at the dinner table...
#313 - On 04/11/2009 at 4:10am by polskavic51
well, you are all blaming the dude for this, i blame the hampster. it was in there moving around having fun, if it was suffering, or in pain, it would have left his pants or boxers or where ever he put the hampster. so in my point of view the hampster wanted hammylover to get hard.
#316 - On 04/11/2009 at 12:07pm by flying_falcon
Oh gawd that really sucks. But you deserved it nevertheless...just goes to show what
you shouldn't be doing ;]
#317 - On 04/11/2009 at 5:36pm by Peanutlovers
ANIMAL FRICKIN CRUELTY.
The comments are hilarious though, I was laughing out loud for a while. #132 and #137 especially.
#319 - On 04/12/2009 at 3:08am by turtlellama
Haha that is so funny. You thought that would be fun? Hey, guys! I'm going to stuff a hamster down my pants after school. Wanna join? Haha I'm sorry to hear that
#322 - On 04/12/2009 at 1:23pm by FeelYaFallinAway
wow umm.. why would you put a hampster in your pants.. thats a little weird
#326 - On 04/12/2009 at 3:53pm by NicGstfsn23
ahah. that was funny:))
except for the whole 'mom walking in part'!
#327 - On 04/12/2009 at 4:52pm by angiie_1220
I don't know if I want the answer...but under what circumstances does putting a hamster down your pants EVER sound like a good idea???
#331 - On 04/13/2009 at 10:31am by eaglesrule8120
may i please ask who the fuck is playing with their animal and thinks about shoving it down their pants FOR FUN? that is probably one of the most disturbing things i've ever heard, and you definitely deserved to be caught "in the act," if you will.
#339 - On 04/15/2009 at 12:12am by ayee_bbygirll
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omfg i just laughed myself off the page
Haha. From what you see on TV with the characters accidently having hamsters/mice go down their pants, would most likely conclude that the poster was very bored & did not think about his actions before doing so.
But then again, I mean seriously...what if you were that hamster and got thrown down your owner's pants because they were extremley bored.
OP: That must have been very embarrassing having your mom to walk in on you...but then again, she has been there most of your life with you, but i guess that must have been a huge awkward moment. o_o oh & next time, please think of your hamster as well. :0
#350 - On 04/16/2009 at 5:59pm by curious_cat
Oh.
My.
Jesus.
What in the hell were you thinking?! Who the fuck puts a hampster down their pants and actually likes it? That is sick and srsly twisted.
Freaaaak!
This is a warning to ALL hampsters! Run and form and underground society where no human being can find youu! Hurry!
#351 - On 04/16/2009 at 9:17pm by saxiigirlie
I did the same thing as #6. That's disgusting. Why would you even THINK about that? Gross, honestly. Someone should take that hamster from you for it's own protection.
#353 - On 04/16/2009 at 9:49pm by audreys_life
You sicko.
DX
TEH POOR HAMSTER!
You hasmter-hater.
You probably scarred the poor thing for life.
#354 - On 04/16/2009 at 11:13pm by lologirl419
So maybe it's because this would be so fucked up in reality that I don't believe this actually happened.
To the OP... if you did make this up... how fucked up are you that you could actually think up something like that. Either way, you're sick, for making this up or for actually getting a hard on from a rodent.
#363 - On 04/19/2009 at 1:10am by mllenathalie
LMAO haha aww dude that sucks but its so funny.
#19 cracked me up.
#364 - On 04/19/2009 at 4:33pm by VLLYBLLKAY
I don't get why of you are hating on him. I think this is fucking hilarious.
#365 - On 04/19/2009 at 4:46pm by burtonboard97
YOUR A FUKIN SIK ASS.
I HOPE YOUR HAMSTER BITES OFF YOUR TINY LITTLE SHIT IN THE NIGHT.
YOUR GOING TO HELL FOR ANIMAL ABUSE.
#369 - On 04/19/2009 at 10:58pm by bobbt32294
Will there ever be a day when hamsters can live in peace without the fear of crammed down someone's trousers?
wtf why would u do that.... ur messed up!!! wonder what ur mom was thinking... at that moment!!! lmfao!!
#374 - On 04/21/2009 at 3:30am by buckystylez
You know that bestiality is illegal, right. Also WTF!!!!!!!!!
#376 - On 04/21/2009 at 5:43pm by thatguy5207
Today I was crawling around my hamster cage, enjoying myself, not botherin nobody, when out of nowhere that kid that feeds me stuffs me down his pants onto his penis
FML
THAT JUST MADE MY DAY! DISGUSTING BUT HILARIOUS! YOUR A SICK KID!
#381 - On 04/22/2009 at 2:42pm by I_love_FML_69
i agree with number seven. thats called beasteality and ispretty much worng in every single way possible
you are a sick twisted person!!!! why on earth wood you stick a hamster down your pants?!?!?! you disgust me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#385 - On 04/22/2009 at 8:48pm by msmissmelissa
Oh dude, you had that one coming.
Hahah, hilarious. I'm surprised it didn't bite you from bewilderment.
#386 - On 04/22/2009 at 11:08pm by Aznlotus161
Bahahahahaha! I feel extemely sry for the hamster. Dude srsly thats f***ed up. However u mite just become the new Equus from this story lol
#390 - On 04/24/2009 at 12:10am by Saya_nee_chan
"Today my perverted owner stuck me down his pants. It was dark and he was aroused. He wouldn't let me out until his mom came in and found him. I still live in his room. FML"
^Your Hamster
Uhm... I got nothing. Rofl. I'm speechless.
And I'm pretty sure I've lost my faith in humanity.
Dumb fuck.
You disgust me, Why would you even post something like that, Your just embarrassing yourself even more, Idiot.
You don't deserve a pet.
What person in the right mind would put a hamster down there pants in the first place...
#400 - On 04/26/2009 at 1:53pm by Me_Muahahaha
Someone should add this to the Darwin awards.
You give humanity a bad name.
Seriously *facepalm*
#401 - On 04/27/2009 at 8:46am by whitedragon1995
It's cool bro, I do this shit all the time with my 3 legged kitten.
sike. YDI!!!
And, i know you dont get hard over animals. just the fact that something that wasnt your own hand was touching your shit. but, some people on here are too dumb to realize that. YDI nonetheless, hamster-fuck :)
You're disgusting. Don't do those things to animals.
#13 Are you his mother? X'D
#408 - On 04/30/2009 at 1:46pm by Jade_Broute
first of all
why the hell would you wanna do that in the first place??
#410 - On 05/01/2009 at 1:21am by Capo123
who the fuck puts a hamster in their underwear "for fun?"
YDI, a million times over. Sounds HILARIOUS though...
Well now that your mom knows that your weird as hell, maybe she will take you to get help. It was wrong before your mom walked in. You should have posted " I was playing with my pet hamster and I put it down my pants, and I actually started to get aroused. FML."
You should be arrested for this I mean Honestly What The hell youll grow up to be a fucking Pedo
#414 - On 05/01/2009 at 7:48pm by Ryan_fultz
#414: How is he a pedophile? It was a fucking hamster not a person, you idiot.
#416 - On 05/02/2009 at 7:50pm by ohhhhshizzz
"Today my owner was playing me and put me down his pants. Not only did I loose an eye, but I feel so dirty.. FML"
#417 - On 05/02/2009 at 10:19pm by floresntadolecnt
hey like that dosent happen to everyone once in a while.oh shit wait it dosent
#418 - On 05/02/2009 at 10:20pm by rgsoloman5000
like that dosent happen to everyone once in a while.oh sh*t wait it dosent.
#419 - On 05/02/2009 at 10:22pm by rgsoloman5000
I am definitely going to second #393. This is just beyond disturbing to read.
#424 - On 05/05/2009 at 5:14pm by tibbydibby
ha ha!... ha! Sick fuck.. the only pussy u can get is hampster pussy!
#425 - On 05/05/2009 at 5:56pm by IshitCAKES
youre a pet abuser!!! fuck you!!!!!!!!! poor hamster, i feel so sorry for it.
#429 - On 05/10/2009 at 9:22pm by alexgisforme3
hamster as in ham, not hampster as in dumpster..... lol just fyi.
dude, YDI all the way. FHL for the hamster
#430 - On 05/11/2009 at 4:22am by koreanidiot
what a sick freak! that is dusgusting thats borderline beastiality
#434 - On 05/11/2009 at 8:43pm by eaglesq91
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOUR HAMSTER
AHAHAHHAHA
#439 - On 05/13/2009 at 3:21pm by candaceisamazing
LOL at #5 XD
But that's really nasty, especially if you're using your poor hamham. D:
O.o
#442 - On 05/14/2009 at 9:20pm by mikixxraawr
I'm just reading these comments and dying laughing.
What next?
Masturbate on a ghecko?
#447 - On 05/17/2009 at 12:08am by Stevieebabyy
what the fuck... you're such a sick creep. i should call peta on your ass.
you're soooo messed up... who the fuck would do that? obviously, YOU.
#449 - On 05/17/2009 at 6:11am by lilsweetjenn88
#19 & #26 - thats hilarious!!
oh & this is disgusting. why the fuck would u put a fucking hamster in ur pants?? i don't understand people like you....
#452 - On 05/19/2009 at 10:53am by barbroxursox
you fucking creep. you put a hamster in ur pants, got a woody and then your mom walked in? idiot. you tottaly deserved it creepo
#462 - On 05/24/2009 at 5:57pm by Apachefire21
um poor hamster, and ew
how can u b turned on by a hamster?
#464 - On 05/25/2009 at 7:59pm by xxsmilingclover
what in the name of all that is holy...who in the blue hell puts a hamster down there pants...were you trying to impress your mom? when she walked in did you say "look mom no hands!" you SICK FREAK!
#468 - On 05/27/2009 at 2:37am by kingez77
Some huge dumbass put me in their pants, and he got an erection while I was crawling around down there... I tried to escape, but I got stuck as I came out of his pants. FML
#469 - On 05/27/2009 at 11:08pm by ifailfailfail
Cause hamsters a major turn on they make me so horny! =)
#470 - On 05/28/2009 at 9:26am by Londonlover55
For fun? What kinda fun are you having with your hamster. You know you thought that was dirty in the first place, thats eprbly why you did it.
yuck.
why dont you just use your hand like a normal lonely person??
i wonder if thats considered animal abuse O.O;
#476 - On 05/30/2009 at 2:24pm by perfectXexit
hahaha thats fucking funny, i can imagine the hamster coming out of your boxers.
#477 - On 05/31/2009 at 2:03pm by likeduhhx4
I*m pretty sure this is animal cruelty!!! I hope your mother beat your ass for that poor hamster. my advise- get a dog. They can*t fit down your pants.
#487 - On 06/05/2009 at 1:23pm by tigerlilly34
why would you think that putting a hamster down your pants would be fun? were you wearing your stupid helmet?
#490 - On 06/08/2009 at 2:39pm by 10001110101
how old r u? cuz u should be old enough to know thats gross to be letting a hamster play in your underwear if u can get a boner.
and if you ar not still in high school, then you cant be doing that where your parents could find you.
Hahahahaha, what horrific timing. Not gonna lie though, that's a bit weird. Like #17 said, next time try locking your door. Hopefully there ISNT a next time....
#495 - On 06/14/2009 at 4:06am by LetItRock2009
that is fucking nasty how could you do that to a poor animal??? sicko
#497 - On 06/14/2009 at 7:49am by annmariadun
hahahaha FAG! using a hampster to get in your pants because you cant get a girl to? thats fucking cool DOUCHEBAG!
#498 - On 06/15/2009 at 2:27am by FUCKMYLIFECUNT
#488...i agree thats all they needed to put for it to be an FML
#499 - On 06/15/2009 at 11:31pm by ApolloandDixie
That is so fucked up! What gave you a stupid idea like that? I wonder what your mother did when she found you. I bet she got drunk because she raised one fucked up kid. I know my mom would of if you were my brother. Thank god that my brother isnt sick like you.
And by the way all you guys that commented that this guy is sick. Well most likly you guys will be the next to try this if you havent already. :)l-
my goodness, that's funny! and it poked it's head out? classic stuff...
#503 - On 06/20/2009 at 7:42am by _miss_anonymous_
YDI. Putting a rodent down your pants shouldn't be on your list of "just for fun" things to do whilst bored.
#505 - On 06/22/2009 at 12:45pm by m00sem00se
haha.
wow.
that was probably one of the funniest ones i've seen.
i wonder what your mom was thinking.
but yeah.
poor hamster.
Uhm....
Wow.
YDI for sticking a fucking hamster down your pants in the first place.
#509 - On 07/11/2009 at 3:49am by ClickClickCamera
You need therapy, and for the greater good of the world, ASAP...
#510 - On 07/13/2009 at 5:35am by eternity4ever
how the hell does anybody get horny off of a hamster?? o and i luv the play on words... i.e. hamsterbation and ham job lmao
#512 - On 07/18/2009 at 7:30pm by Gina_1379
bestiality??
dude thats fukin creepy
especially for your mom, i bet she thinks her son is fuked up now!!
#514 - On 07/24/2009 at 2:04am by mannyisdashit
two things, 1.) I can't believe this has one of the highest reply counts on this entire webiste, after all he may have been sick enough to cram a hamster in his pants, but all of YOU are commenting about it. (including myself, yes I get the irony here. there is no need to bring it to my attention) and 2.) HAMSTERBATION? what the fuck are you smoking when you come up with shit like that, and how much for an ounce?
Eww what the fuck is your problem??? poor little thing :(
#516 - On 08/01/2009 at 1:01pm by vanessa9494
that shuld b considerd animal abuse =[ your a creepr n u deserve the embarrasment
#517 - On 08/02/2009 at 1:22am by xxKatieegurlxx
LOL .. i decided to put in my pants JUST FOR FUN ... HAHAHA .. that killed me
#519 - On 08/09/2009 at 1:45pm by vtn08
This is absolutely absurd and borderline bestiality. "For Fun?" Some fun, that was when you were caught red handed, Karma has a way of biting people in the ass. Perhaps next time you decide to put a animal down your pants 'For Fun' It will bite you. . .else where.
#521 - On 08/13/2009 at 4:24pm by SimplySynful
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#523 - On 08/18/2009 at 12:44am by velocraptor
So you're a sick fuck who's into bestiality. YDI, headcase.
#526 - On 08/26/2009 at 3:57pm by gummibehrs
Where do you even get the IDEA to put your hamster down your pants....
#527 - On 08/27/2009 at 4:59am by dappledsunlight
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! LMFAOROFL!!!! FUNNIEST FML!!!!!!
#529 - On 09/01/2009 at 9:52pm by Hockeylover87_71
hey man theres nothing wrong with tryin something different that doesnt make you a bad person dont let all these idots make you feel like a freak nothing makes you a freak especially something u randomly did so people commenting hate mail ur life must be perfect and like you have never done ne thing different just alone with nothin to do pointless random shyt so deal with you own problems and quit hating for it. btw that is badass id prolly do that too.
#538 - On 10/03/2009 at 7:49pm by Jelly_Bird
WOW! U MUST BE SOME SORT OF PEDOFILE OR ANIMAL MOLESTOR, IM PRETTY SURE NORMAL PEOPLE DONT THINK OF DOING SUCH THINGS, BUT IF THIS IS WHAT YOU GOTTA DO IN YOUR SPAIR TIME TO GET AROUSED, TRY AND STAY AWAY FROM THE ZOO AND DAYCARES
