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Today, I was playing with my pet hamster and I decided to put it down my pants for fun. It started running around and I actually got aroused. My mom then walked into my room to see me with an erection and my pet hamster poking his head out of the hole in my boxers. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29246) - you deserved it (210121)

On 04/08/2009 at 10:14pm - intimacy - by hammylove (man) - United States (Florida)

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