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Today, I saw boobs, in person, for the first time. Too bad they were my mom's and I'm 27. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25238) - you deserved it (5804)

On 02/26/2010 at 2:17pm - intimacy - by sad (man) - United States (Ohio)

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Did you get wood?

I suggest you get real fat and grow your own manboobs so you don't have to wait another 27 years to see a woman's pair.

#28 - On 02/26/2010 at 7:54pm by perdix

See in context

+3 | 26

I am sincerely sorry about this. My mother enjoys walking around the house without pants on. D;

#2 - On 02/26/2010 at 7:33pm by kyonichii

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+2 | 4

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