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Today, my girlfriend and I broke up. The reason? She slept with four men while I was two weeks away visiting my brother. She told me it was because she missed me so much. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19290) - you deserved it (1682)

On 02/14/2010 at 10:19am - intimacy - by CheatedOn (man) - Romania (Cluj)

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She missed you oh so dearly that she shagged other men. Such a loyal girlfriend, almost brings a tear to my eye. Almost.

#8 - On 02/14/2010 at 2:05pm by Icarus_II

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Move on but remember, you can always go back and hit that easy piece again. I doubt her knees have been together for awhile.

#15 - On 02/14/2010 at 2:12pm by CallMeHush

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