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Today, I was at the strip club. I put my dollar on the stage. When the stripper came over to take it, she stood me up and flipped my tits and said I had bigger ones than her. I'm a guy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17322) - you deserved it (31342)

On 02/04/2009 at 12:40pm - intimacy - by Big B (man) - United States (Michigan)

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