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Today, I turned on my camera to find pictures of my dad's secretary giving him a blowjob. Minutes later, I hear a scream from another room as my 12-year-old sister discovers similar pictures on HER camera. Mom and dad say it's no big deal. FML

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On 02/04/2009 at 10:51am - intimacy - by rexob (man) - United States (California)

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#1 - On 02/04/2009 at 12:56pm by badonis

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thanks for all those who are genuinely concerned...i really appreciate it. i'm hanging in there, and hopefully my sister will be alright. we've been to therapy and i think it's helped her, but i don't know how this will come up later in life for us.
again, i really appreciate those of you who took this seriously.

#23 - On 02/09/2009 at 5:13pm by rexob

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