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Today, it's been 2 weeks since I lost my virginity and I've already had sex with 3 guys. I think I'm a nympho. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7981) - you deserved it (56904)

On 01/07/2009 at 3:16am - intimacy - by sexaddict - Sent from mobile version

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can i have your phone number?

#2 - On 02/03/2009 at 3:09pm by multispace

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Mother always told me it does not count if you do it in the butt. Thats a good way to keep the numbers down.

#1 - On 02/03/2009 at 10:00am by RustyBulletHole

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