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Today, I was house-sitting for my boss. I was upstairs having mad, passionate sex in his jacuzzi tub. When the guy and I were done, I came downstairs to find the tub water pouring out of a ceiling light fixture on to the newly laid wood floor. The mildew is now unmistakable. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (3018) - you deserved it (17258)

On 12/27/2009 at 3:19pm - intimacy - by rabbitpunch754 (woman) - United States (Florida)

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