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Today, I had a sexy dream, woke up and started to masturbate quite vigorously. When I finished, I hopped off the top bunk naked to see my brother and his girlfriend laying in the bottom bunk. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16037) - you deserved it (46593)

On 02/03/2009 at 6:47pm - intimacy - by thermos (man) - United States (California)

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I'm wondering...is it only weird because his girlfriend was there?

#7 - On 02/04/2009 at 4:41am by alpuppy

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Why the hell would you jerk off knowing your brother was in the room?? Much less, why so vigorously! Go take a shower or something jeez!

#23 - On 03/15/2009 at 8:32pm by kellster

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