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Today, when my boyfriend was about to orgasm, I suddenly sneezed all over his face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35689) - you deserved it (8264)

On 02/03/2009 at 5:16pm - intimacy - by Zippyzoo (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

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did he say "god bless you"?

#14 - On 03/05/2009 at 9:03pm by LetsJamSam

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If you knew how good it feels when a woman sneezes during sex, you'd know that you did him a favor 'down there'

#2 - On 02/04/2009 at 5:26am by central skrutinizr

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