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Today, when my boyfriend was about to orgasm, I suddenly sneezed all over his face. FML

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On 02/03/2009 at 5:16pm - intimacy - by Zippyzoo (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

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If you knew how good it feels when a woman sneezes during sex, you'd know that you did him a favor 'down there'

#2 - On 02/04/2009 at 5:26am by central skrutinizr

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HAHA. It was actually really funny. We both laughed for a while while I orgasmed.

#9 - On 02/05/2009 at 5:30pm by The boyfriend.

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