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Today, my wife has been singing "I can't get no satisfaction" by the Rolling Stones, all morning. She started singing it right after we had sex. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (66283) - you deserved it (17170)

On 03/28/2009 at 10:16am - intimacy - by dhouse (man) - United States (Colorado)

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