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Today, my manager sent me a text message with a picture of Santa masturbating, with a message that said he wished me a white Christmas. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13633) - you deserved it (2636)

On 11/22/2009 at 4:15am - intimacy - by lonewolf2701 - United States

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