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Man or woman?

Today, I applid some things I learnd reading a "How to please a woman" book. My wife was in heaven until it was over, then she startd crying an yelling about the only way I would learn those things is if I was having an affair. I explaind but she doesn't believe me. FML


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On 11/19/2009 at 12:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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Why not just show her the book?

#3 - On 11/19/2009 at 6:06am by crazyarsedfly

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IF you aren't planning on having an affair, I think that's sweet.

Just because he did that doesn't mean he sucks in bed.

#12 - On 11/19/2009 at 8:37am by ellemk

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