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Today, I applied some things I learned reading a "How to please a woman" book. My wife was in heaven until it was over, then she started crying and yelling about the only way I would learn those things is if I was having an affair. I explained but she doesn't believe me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16527) - you deserved it (1349)

On 11/19/2009 at 12:16am - intimacy - by anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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