Today, my girlfriend and I were sitting downstairs with my mom. We heard the dog running around upstairs and called it down. It came running down the stairs. With a used condom in its mouth. The same condom my girlfriend and I lost two weeks ago. It put it directly in my mom's hands. FML
I agree, your life sucks (8266) - you totally deserved it (3776)
On 11/18/2009 at 4:35pm - intimacy - by Tucker (man) - United States (Arizona)
(+1)How the hell do you LOSE a condom? Did you try to throw it out a window but it fell halfway through the process or something?
#2 - On 11/18/2009 at 8:31pm by gollygoshers
(-1)When I was a teenager (jez I sound old) my mom walked in on us and my boyfriends mom also walked in on us. These things happen...and yet another reason I will not procreate! ; )
(0)Meh. Not an FML.
On the other hand, you should be more careful with your used condoms.
#6 - On 11/18/2009 at 9:21pm by XaosZaleski
(+1)Lost a condom? Really? You should have easily been able to find it on your pene, then dispose of it.
It should stay on if it fits. Maybe next time don't unnecessarily buy the Magnums with the sole
purpose of trying to impress the cashier.
#9 - On 11/18/2009 at 9:33pm by BigK_Diet_Cola
(+1)if you lose a condom, you search like hell for it. especially since you dont want your parents to know. that sucks man.
(+1)congrats ! all this time your girl thought she lost it in her vagina and you thought you lost it in your butt crack.
#12 - On 11/18/2009 at 10:36pm by ladiesman14
(0)Damn, they get into everything! hahaha My GF's dog looks for her used pads in the trash. Ewwww.
At least, your mom knows you're being responsible by using condoms. Embarrassing: Yes. FML: Not quite so (unless there is a part 2 to the story)
(+1)ew, it's called throw away right after use or just have a garbage can in our room and clean your room once in a while.
(+1)Poor dog. The taste will never come out of its mouth, now.
(Well, maybe until it eats dog food or something)
YDI for being an irresponsible slob.
#20 - On 11/19/2009 at 7:18pm by FruityLoooons
(+1)Did you lose it in her vagina? YDI... Throw it in the trash, jackass...
#21 - On 11/20/2009 at 1:42am by larcenousturco
(0)woooow. why the hell wouldnt you throw the thing away. like seriously?
#23 - On 11/22/2009 at 12:31pm by cruise09
(0)Ya like were could u have put it?? The dog proboly found it still lying on the bed YDI for not be careful
(0)YDI it, if you even can't properly do simple hygienic activity like trowing trash in trash can.
#26 - On 12/04/2009 at 11:08am by TehOnionUser
(+1)well i give you 2 points for using condoms in the first place, cuz if u 2 can misplace it for 2 weeks..then u seriously dont need to be having children..ever!
#28 - On 12/24/2009 at 10:38am by queenconeja
(0)BS, there was one just like this with a vibrator a couple weeks ago. either dog-evolution has changed so that they now go hunting for sex objects and return them to the woman of the house, or this is bullshit
(0)My boyfriend and I lost our condom before. I didn't find it until like 4 hours later in my dirty clothes hamper. Now we're really careful.
(0)oh my god. this is nearly identical to what happened to me and my boyfriend!!! i didn't know that in order to try to hide the condoms from my parents that my boyfriend wasn't throwing them away, but instead hiding them in a victorias secret bag in my room... when i was at work, my dog found it in my room and brought it to my dad... i'd lied to my parents recently about not having sex in their house... my dog found 4 more... =/
i'm sorry dude, that's gotta suck!!
#32 - On 01/28/2010 at 12:09am by puckafuck
