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Today, my girlfriend and I were sitting downstairs with my mom. We heard the dog running around upstairs and called it down. It came running down the stairs. With a used condom in its mouth. The same condom my girlfriend and I lost two weeks ago. It put it directly in my mom's hands. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10953) - you deserved it (4907)

On 11/18/2009 at 4:35pm - intimacy - by Tucker (man) - United States (Arizona)

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