Today, my girlfriend and I were sitting downstairs with my mom. We heard the dog running around upstairs and called it down. It came running down the stairs. With a used condom in its mouth. The same condom my girlfriend and I lost two weeks ago. It put it directly in my mom's hands. FML

by Tucker / 11/18/2009 at 4:35pm / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy

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  • How the hell do you LOSE a condom? Did you try to throw it out a window but it fell halfway through the process or something?

    #2 - On 11/18/2009 at 8:31pm by gollygoshers

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  • And the dog said, "Here, boss, here are your grandkids!"

    #7 - On 11/18/2009 at 9:23pm by perdix

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