I agree, your life sucks (3370) - you totally deserved it (5901)
On 11/15/2009 at 1:28pm - intimacy - by loldick (man) - United States (Missouri)
"Today, while my girlfriend was going down on me" anything that begins with that and doesn't end with some horrible accident involving teeth is not a FML.
you guys are the ones making this an FML. maybe not you personally, but if this really wasn't an FML nobody would have let it get through the filters.
#74 - On 12/05/2009 at 11:53pm by hastobe_maddie
Seriously how is that an FML? Not like she said anything negative about how it tasted like shit, or it was small, or not able to get up or anything.. If you're not happy about getting head from her, I can replace you you know, I won't bitch about it.
#6 - On 11/15/2009 at 6:12pm by marc_with_a_c
Unless moments later she bit it clean off this is not a FML. Bitching about a blowjob could be cause for the loss of your Man Card.
#9 - On 11/15/2009 at 7:13pm by CallMeHush
If I say "You totally deserved it" it doesn't make sense, because you're
complaining about a blow job that your gf gave you while pretty much
admitting that she likes doing it. And if you're whining about it you
don't deserve something like that. So I can't click that button.
If I say "i agree, your life sucks" it doesn't make sense either. (read pervious part
of the comment)
Is there a "stop being a whiny bitch button please?"
#10 - On 11/15/2009 at 7:18pm by bubbles94
Can't agree with you more. Speaks the word of Truth. Respect. LOL what a weirdo -> OP o.O
There needs to be that button. I say we all rally for it and have it made ;D
#49 - On 11/17/2009 at 1:04am by DragonitePaladin
And your life is fucked because your girlfriend feels sexy, likes giving you blowjobs, and like how you taste?
F___ you.
#11 - On 11/15/2009 at 7:42pm by KingHumanity
Dude, that's pornolistuc! I wish I could have gotten my ex wife to say that! Not FYL. You should be tarred and feathered for suggesting a woman who swallows is anything but awesome. One that likes to no less. I just started hating you.
#17 - On 11/15/2009 at 9:19pm by ninjobliveus13
One "yummy" might be amusing, but five in a row is penile neglect.
His dick probably got cold while she put on her little freak show. She needs to keep her head down and focus on the job at hand. After she swallows his load of jizz, she can say or do whatever the hell she wants.
damn she's willing to go down on your lame ass and she's funny, sounds like a great girlfriend and you're a stuck up ass.
#24 - On 11/15/2009 at 11:27pm by Raiderwrstler65
are you fucking gay! a girl that loves giving head now how is that an fml. go be like your girlfriend and suck a dick I'll take some head from her and enjoy it when she says yummy yummy yummy!
At least it wasn't, "Om nom nom nom nom!"
Still, not an FML.
#31 - On 11/16/2009 at 1:52am by Funkengine12
@Op: You're lame and you don't deserve a girlfriend half as awesome as the one you have. You're lucky she's still with your whiny bitch self and still willing to suck your nasty two inch dick.
It would've been even funnier if she'd said "om nom nom nom nom"
#32 - On 11/16/2009 at 3:15am by DynamicDave
This is what I saw when I read your FML: "wah wah, my girlfriend has a sense of humor and likes sucking my dick, wah, FML!"
I rarely if ever say this, but this is NOT an fml.
#33 - On 11/16/2009 at 4:54am by DynamicDave
oh noeeeeez my gf loveeeees having my dick in her lil naughty mouth,occasionally she deep throats it to,aand on rare occasions she says yummmy yummmy yummmy while looking up at my face ohh noeeez how will i live,seriously :(
op you dumbshit id love a girl to say that too me,who cares shes sucking my dick
win
what a great gal ! does she say that when she swallows too ? if so every guy on here wants to date her.
#40 - On 11/16/2009 at 2:16pm by ladiesman14
lol. Did she have a crazy look in her eyes too?? hahaha Well, you must've been very yummy and you got head. So, Focus! Stay in the moment! :D
Is this an FML because you couldn't think of a better way to tell the world of your awesome gf other than post here?
#43 - On 11/16/2009 at 5:07pm by epicFAIL_Sometim
wait wait how is that an FML? at least your getting head.. isn't that what all guys want.. dummy
#45 - On 11/17/2009 at 12:41am by lilarielle14
Ehhh, yeah, that would pretty much ruin the mood though. I get what he's talking about.
#46 - On 11/17/2009 at 1:00am by jjesseroggaa
I kinda get what he is talking about...but still. Dude, she's just teasing. Be happy you're even getting head.
#48 - On 11/17/2009 at 1:03am by FruityLoooons
._. that was a lot of information in a small amount of words.
#53 - On 11/17/2009 at 9:25pm by xdevotchkax
You got a blowjob, and so exactly what is your complaint? This is no FML - It's a blowjob!
#55 - On 11/18/2009 at 2:38pm by phatdaddy62
wow your such a loser...1 u can't take a little joke and 2 ur homo for complaining about ur girl giving u head.u should be happy that someone in ur life actualy wants o give u head and likes doing it and she even spices it up a little with her yummy yummy.lol you don't deserve head or your girlfriend lols.... loser :3
He didn't complain that his girlfriend was about to give him head, he just felt that her saying "yummy yummy yummy" was a turn off. I guess he just doesn't know what teasing is, the weirdo.
#57 - On 11/18/2009 at 7:15pm by FruityLoooons
That's funny as hell.
There are horny kids in Nigeria that don't get blowjobs now shut up and take it like a man XD
#58 - On 11/18/2009 at 7:19pm by Sparkiee93
LMAO I burst out laughing at this
Yummy yummy yummy I got luv in my tummy and I feel like lovin you, love is such a sweet thang good enough to eat thang..
#61 - On 11/22/2009 at 3:09am by waterynuggets
See if she gave me head the I really wouldn't care what she said. As soon as she finished I'd pay her back.
#59 - On 11/18/2009 at 7:21pm by emodude44
wtf u ungrateful little bxtchh! at least ur getting head! now stfu
#62 - On 11/22/2009 at 11:01am by xoluvinshayxo
insuferable little troll...stop being the opposite part,and deal with it! selfishh bxtchh
#63 - On 11/22/2009 at 11:03am by xoluvinshayxo
Definitely something wrong with you for posting this as an FML... this is a F MY Life for not finding a girl like that for myself. you're in the closet or something else is seriously wrong with you! FYL for not realizing what that girl does for you...
she did the same thing with me. it was a little creepy tbh.
#66 - On 11/24/2009 at 1:46pm by DickGozinya
hahaha funny... why the fuck are you idiots leaving negative comments if you don't like his fml story fuck off and keep you're comments to you're self or go get head seems like you guys really need it if you're getting mad for nothing!!!!
Btw all of you are punks talking crap about his fml story but half of you don't even have a default showing who you are. You talk crap behind a cp screen but won't do it to this dude in person lol
That's a hell of a lot better than "ewwie ewwie ewwie ewwie ewwie!". At least she enjoyed it.
#71 - On 12/02/2009 at 11:51pm by sammichbitch
Why did you post this?? It means your girlfriend has a sense of humor... Ohhh nooo!! f your life, you got head and she enjoyed it.. Life Sucks!!!
TO: Kyatel= I agree with u. I am so going to do this to my bf the next time he asks me to go down on him lol XD
#77 - On 12/08/2009 at 10:53pm by SweetNothings89
You know, I kind of wonder the same thing... Is it really better?
#79 - On 12/09/2009 at 6:19pm by LaPoeziaAmantino
