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Today, I was talking to my fellow coworker about how nervous I was about sleeping with this guy I really liked. She's been constantly giving me advice about him for months, but today she said "Oh don't worry, he isn't that good in bed anyway." FML

I agree, your life sucks (6173) - you totally deserved it (837)

On 11/13/2009 at 10:02pm - intimacy - by taurus05 (woman) - United States

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hahah so?

#1 - On 11/14/2009 at 3:09am by yummy_gummybear9

well that sucks. but you should wait till you're married.

#2 - On 11/14/2009 at 3:13am by cmac86

#2 is right. The world needs more people like him/her and I.

#3 - On 11/14/2009 at 3:32am by DynamicDave

OP is pathetic....

#4 - On 11/14/2009 at 3:40am by FAKEstfu

Soooo...he's slept with other people...Does it matter if one of them was a coworker?

Duhrr.

#5 - On 11/14/2009 at 5:18am by Witchcraft

I think the funny part is that the co-worker was giving the OP advice about the guy while sleeping with him, too.

I like the message the co-worker sent: "He's not good enough for me, so he's perfect for you."

Maybe if the co-worker got off her high horse and lowered her standards, they could have a threesome of mediocre sex. That's lukewarm, man!

#7 - On 11/14/2009 at 10:09am by perdix

Mmm, yummy. Sounds perfectly semi-kinky.

#16 - On 11/15/2009 at 7:49pm by Witchcraft

So she says he wasn't any good in the sack, she was there too. It could be that she isn't all that great either.

#6 - On 11/14/2009 at 5:58am by CallMeHush

EPIC................FAIL!

#8 - On 11/14/2009 at 12:32pm by Icutu7

you've been getting advice on how to sleep with a guy for months????
If that's true, you can't blame her for sleeping with him first.

#9 - On 11/14/2009 at 12:41pm by faxe

Yea he's really not that good but i hear Dan's the man!!! Lmao

#10 - On 11/14/2009 at 1:06pm by Lightz_Camera_Me

Maybe she's lying so you back off, would not surprise me at all.

#11 - On 11/14/2009 at 1:16pm by anonacs

I kind of agree with that. Possibility of her lying because she decided she likes him too and wants to take him herself. But either way, does it matter if he's good or bad in bed? We all have our own standards on that matter. And a relationship isn't all based on sex. If you likke him, date him and see what happens for yourself.

#12 - On 11/14/2009 at 2:01pm by Spitfire86

Watch out. Is she dressing like you or talking like you? She is trying to steal your identity. Sleeping with your man is all part of the plan..

#13 - On 11/14/2009 at 5:20pm by mercyFML

Hahaha Single White Female, anyone? Watch out or you'll get a stiletto to the temple.

#15 - On 11/14/2009 at 11:23pm by PandaPandaPandaX

dont listen to any1 trust your heart and if he rejects u will find better

#14 - On 11/14/2009 at 6:03pm by bobnama

mercyFML-San, I like your style of thinking. OP it's probably wise to start noticing those details. but regardless I think you should date the guy anyway just to see how he is. you can only get so much info by some one else. :0 goof luck!

#17 - On 11/15/2009 at 10:15pm by moonlit_manga

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