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Today, I was talking to my fellow coworker about how nervous I was about sleeping with this guy I really liked. She's been constantly giving me advice about him for months, but today she said "Oh don't worry, he isn't that good in bed anyway." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12452) - you deserved it (1754)

On 11/13/2009 at 10:02pm - intimacy - by taurus05 (woman) - United States

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