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Today, I was talking to my fellow coworker about how nervous I was about sleeping with this guy I really liked. She's been constantly giving me advice about him for months, but today she said "Oh don't worry, he isn't that good in bed anyway." FML


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On 11/13/2009 at 10:02pm - intimacy - by taurus05 (woman) - United States

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So she says he wasn't any good in the sack, she was there too. It could be that she isn't all that great either.

#6 - On 11/14/2009 at 5:58am by CallMeHush

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you've been getting advice on how to sleep with a guy for months????
If that's true, you can't blame her for sleeping with him first.

#9 - On 11/14/2009 at 12:41pm by faxe

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