Today, I got home from a small vacation. Before I left, I set up cameras in my room to see if my roommate was stealing my money. Turns out she wasn't. However, she does borrow my personal "adult toy" whenever I'm out. FML
I agree, your life sucks (7388) - you totally deserved it (1305)
On 11/08/2009 at 4:11pm - intimacy - by grossedout (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Maybe you should hide it when you leave or buy your roommate one. Since you now know she likes using it too, you should buy a double headed one and enjoy =)
#6 - On 11/08/2009 at 8:30pm by xTheLittleLadx
Bid your "toy" adieu,
And find something new.
Though sharing is caring,
Now it sucks to be you.
#7 - On 11/08/2009 at 8:31pm by rhymethyme
your personal one as opposed to the one you share? FHL for not knowing the difference. maybe you should buy a label maker with the money she's not stealing so next time she'll know which one she can use.
ok well I can oooooonly hope that you sanitize your stuff before you use it (even if you are supposed to be the only one using it) but regardless, eww. just eww.
well now what you have yo do is set up a schedule, you use it in the shower she uses it in the bed! that way everyones happy!
you could get back at her by posting it on the web. just a thought...
#22 - On 11/08/2009 at 10:18pm by Gitsandshiggles
Hahahahahaha
YDI for having a dildo/vibrator, calling it an adult toy because it isn't, telling your roommate how much you love it, and for keeping it in plain sight/not hiding well/telling her it is.
Buy your roommate one and return the cameras or sell them. Dildos for non pornstar wide vaginas shouldn't cost much. ;)
#24 - On 11/08/2009 at 11:00pm by Mortanious
EWW.. Disgusting alright!
You should hide it in her room next time she is out, then when she gets back ask her if she has seen it. Watch her reaction.
Better yet, tell her she can have it, then go purchase yourself a new one. That way she wont be inclined to use yours again.
Eww. Im going to go throw up now.
#26 - On 11/08/2009 at 11:52pm by Reality_bites
I vote that you should rub hot sauce all over it and let it dry so it's visually undetectable; then put it back where it was and go away for the weekend. With any luck at all, your roommate will be posting her story on here soon enough!
Idk, this kinda sounds like that Sex and the City episode where the maid is using Samantha's vibrator.
I declare: FAKE
#32 - On 11/09/2009 at 3:25am by KarelessKitten
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the maid wasnt using her vibrator, she found it while she was cleaning and replaced it with a statue of virgin mary coz she believed it was a sin to hav a sex toy.. she was NOT using it herself... so you fail!
xx
#35 - On 11/09/2009 at 5:45am by kravitzz1990
You ought to chip in a buy a double-headed one and clearly mark which head is for which girl.
My fee for this wisdom? A pic of the two of you using it simultaneoulsly.
At this point, I'll take either!
With tinypic.com, it is just so easy to put up photos for all of us to enjoy, it's just plain selfish to keep that girl-gadget-girl joy all to themselves, don't you think?
When they come up with a website called PerfectlyAverageNormalSizedPic.com.
Aren't you glad I didn't take the bait and say, "Look on giantPic.com?"
you should go tell her u have had aids since u were born
#45 - On 11/09/2009 at 7:14pm by Relentless113
yha go tell her you have aids and video tape her reaction hahahahahha
#52 - On 11/17/2009 at 4:24am by josinibaldi
I really hate myself for saying this but.... FUCK YOUR ROOMMATE. Just drop trou and fuck her!
#53 - On 11/18/2009 at 7:38pm by emodude44
Eeeew.D: Now you should maybe ask her: "Wanna use the toy together?" :3
#55 - On 12/04/2009 at 11:14am by TehOnionUser
