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Today, I got home from a small vacation. Before I left, I set up cameras in my room to see if my roommate was stealing my money. Turns out she wasn't. However, she does borrow my personal "adult toy" whenever I'm out. FML


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On 11/08/2009 at 4:11pm - intimacy - by grossedout (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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Maybe you should hide it when you leave or buy your roommate one. Since you now know she likes using it too, you should buy a double headed one and enjoy =)

#6 - On 11/08/2009 at 8:30pm by xTheLittleLadx

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I vote that you should rub hot sauce all over it and let it dry so it's visually undetectable; then put it back where it was and go away for the weekend. With any luck at all, your roommate will be posting her story on here soon enough!

#28 - On 11/09/2009 at 1:23am by 604

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