Today, it was my husband's and my anniversary. He was at work, so I decided to dress up "sexy". You know, the typical lacey thong and fishnets. I heard the door open, and what I thought was him was actually my brother who'd visited to wish me a happy anniversary. FML
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On 11/07/2009 at 5:22pm - intimacy - by sexysue (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
I think it's better to wear something revealing under something that COVERS IT UP. that's just common sense, which I greatly lack.
#1 - On 11/07/2009 at 9:04pm by gollygoshers
what does your brother think he's got to do with your anniversary?
#4 - On 11/07/2009 at 9:12pm by blland
no offense. but if i was your brother, i probably would have thrown up on you...
#6 - On 11/07/2009 at 9:22pm by xoluvinshayxo
dear penthouse, I never thought this would happen to me...
#7 - On 11/07/2009 at 9:42pm by notsocrafty
Nice one!! ;) Ahhh, it's only your brother. He has probably seen and heard worse things before. Definitely not an FML.
totally; and plus, considering it's her brother, it's probably just another embarrassing sibling moment.
How is he able to just barge in your house? I know my family usually knocks before they come in..
#12 - On 11/07/2009 at 11:14pm by picturetaker
He should have called, it's his fault for what he seen. It's your anniversary, you could have, and should have, been fuckin all day.
first of all why would your husband ring the doorbell i would think he would just go in. and if you heard the doorbell why would you answer it half naked? YDI.
#15 - On 11/08/2009 at 12:11am by 0o__munekita__o0
NO. NO. Don't fucking say "my husband and I's"... That is so grammatically incorrect that it makes me want to rape a baby's face. I'm not entirely sure what the right way to say it is, but at least say "me and my husband's", which is way less infuriating.
#16 - On 11/08/2009 at 12:13am by Avenging_Angel
It is really painful to the ears to hear/read "my husband and I's".But I wouldn't go so far as baby face rape. "My husband and my"
The rule is to use the same word as you would without the "and" part. In this case it's "my" since one would say "It was my anniversary". "It was I's anniversary" is wrong, as is "It was me anniversary" unless you want to sound like a sailor. The OP was probably focused on the rule that when listing people it's generally more polite to list yourself last.
FYI... It's "my husband's and my anniversary".... just in case you care.
#18 - On 11/08/2009 at 12:27am by margie4peace
You could have thrown on a robe or something quick enough if you heard him come in at least.
#22 - On 11/08/2009 at 1:37am by JellyMelly
So?Just pull a blanket or a robe out of the closet and cover yourself up,no need to share this with the rest of the world.
#23 - On 11/08/2009 at 1:42am by SGTSlaughter
creepy
Why is your brother involving himself in YOUR aniversary?
it has NOTHING to do with him.
#24 - On 11/08/2009 at 1:45am by Grangoire
Meh, not really an FML. So YDI just because it is really isn't an FML.
#25 - On 11/08/2009 at 1:55am by Mortanious
maybe sending him over was your hubby's way of hinting at a 3some...ever think of that?
#30 - On 11/08/2009 at 5:53am by bugmenotmofo
FYL lucky husband but sux to be your brother. I wonder what married life is like??
#31 - On 11/08/2009 at 7:01am by bobnama
Ydi.... Should of bj'ed him while he played MW2 and when he died he hits the conroller on your head...... You dumb bloke....
whos brother just walks into thier house?
or has a husband and brother living with them at the same time?
Unless hes there for vacation
#40 - On 12/29/2009 at 1:44am by girlinpants
