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Today, I was performing an experiment in science class. The prac required me to shake up a test tube filled with different materials. Taking the test tube in one hand, I shook it up and down. My teacher then stood next to me and said, "its disturbing how good you are at that". FML

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On 11/06/2009 at 8:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

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oh and first :)

#1 - On 11/07/2009 at 2:23am by XxCoolPersonxX

It really took you a while?

Also, that's just kinda gross, depending on how old you are a little inappropriate.

#19 - On 11/07/2009 at 8:56am by White667

if it's a he,

then by disturbing he means that you should see him after class

If it's a she,

then she's just jealous.

#2 - On 11/07/2009 at 2:23am by kingkash

aww my other comment didn't show "/
i said "bahahahaha that's hella funny it took me a while to get but wow that's funny lol =D

#3 - On 11/07/2009 at 2:30am by XxCoolPersonxX

Your comment shows. And to OP Damn... LMAO

#9 - On 11/07/2009 at 3:15am by StaticDown

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#4 - On 11/07/2009 at 2:43am by Wankster

are you in my chem class??

#5 - On 11/07/2009 at 2:40am by Passionangel

ROFL!!!! ur teacher is awsome!!!!!! hahaa

#6 - On 11/07/2009 at 2:55am by kravitzz1990

lmao if you are in college, give him a blowjob for extra credit!

#7 - On 11/07/2009 at 3:09am by portlandrima

its funnier if ur teacher was right.. LMAO

#8 - On 11/07/2009 at 3:11am by kravitzz1990

it's only on FML because you know it's true :p

#10 - On 11/07/2009 at 3:16am by M13LO

so YDI

#11 - On 11/07/2009 at 3:24am by nyuu1234

:D hj noicccceeeee

#12 - On 11/07/2009 at 3:57am by Mx_Rider

Hahahaha, your teacher is amazing.
That's just awesome.

#13 - On 11/07/2009 at 4:31am by BellaMuerte

omg
that was you????

haha

#14 - On 11/07/2009 at 5:10am by El_mariachi

This just doesn't ring true for me.

Don't you usually mix the contents of a test tube by inverting it repeatedly?

Nice try, but no.

#15 - On 11/07/2009 at 6:16am by handsoff

well, your name does say handsoff :)

#16 - On 11/07/2009 at 6:22am by Mx_Rider

So did you fail your prac??
"Shook it up and down" is NOT the way to mix something in a test tube.. You swirl it horizontally, not vertically.

#17 - On 11/07/2009 at 6:36am by WonderBlunder

love it,,,lol, u bad girl

#18 - On 11/07/2009 at 8:34am by rockmum

Every single chem teacher in the history of chem teachers has said that to at least one student in every class. Get over it.

#20 - On 11/07/2009 at 9:11am by joey1707

see, u don't need to set yourself up like tht.
as an example:

my mothers maiden name is "Hancock" which when u say it fast or mispronounced(which everybody does) it sounds alot like "Handcock", so when everybody found this out, i now get called "miss Handcock"
and now the teachers know, and they allways yell "CATHERINE, HANDS, ON DESK" seeing tht i set by at least 2-3 boys(of one which is the same) in every class,

the advice here is don't set yourself up! :)

trust me it will go one 4 years

#21 - On 11/07/2009 at 11:19am by CatherineARE

shit, i think i need to make a drink in order to be able to decipher that comment. wow.

#30 - On 11/07/2009 at 6:30pm by meepmeep

your science teacher is a prevert.

#22 - On 11/07/2009 at 11:25am by xSceneSceneBabyx

arent you supposed to shake the test tubes without the fluctuation ever reaching the top of the tube?

bad technique, terrible teacher, useless student, poor test tube. you should go do history.

#23 - On 11/07/2009 at 12:17pm by blland

Your teacher having a sense of humor does not make for an FML. YDI for being a jerk-off.

#24 - On 11/07/2009 at 12:34pm by FromCFL

According to doctors there is nothing wrong with "jerking off", but what do they know?

#38 - On 11/08/2009 at 11:35pm by slivermaster

You have a creeper for a science teacher.

#25 - On 11/07/2009 at 12:34pm by degco44

The teacher wasn't referring to the hand technique you were using to jerk off the test tube, but the orgasm face you were making while doing it.

#26 - On 11/07/2009 at 1:43pm by perdix

LOL! :D

#32 - On 11/07/2009 at 11:40pm by omghehehe

YDI for taking chemistry

#27 - On 11/07/2009 at 1:46pm by awesome_o

I lol'd

#28 - On 11/07/2009 at 2:01pm by RatIsKing

That is hilarious!

#29 - On 11/07/2009 at 2:38pm by hi_from_HI

FYL for being at one of the only schools with funny teachers? No. I envy you.

#31 - On 11/07/2009 at 9:31pm by FreshPie

Sounds like you and that test tube really had some chemistry. How long did it last before exploding?

#33 - On 11/08/2009 at 3:41am by Ninjaface

ewwww wat kinda of teacher you have..... lol but its to funny we all laughing cuz we can imgine wat you be doing on your spare time.... : P

#34 - On 11/08/2009 at 5:41pm by heart_broken44

I don't get it. 0.o Someone explain?

#35 - On 11/08/2009 at 6:34pm by monster_tamer

relate that movement "moving hand up and down" to male sexual organ

#36 - On 11/08/2009 at 11:22pm by _20jre

First... I hope that was sarcasm...

Second, his teacher thought he was abnormally good at shaking the tube up and down because the teacher believes this kid masturbates.

#37 - On 11/08/2009 at 11:25pm by GoDrCoW

that's one gunny teacher

#39 - On 11/09/2009 at 8:38pm by nwwrestler103

For that, you should throw eggs at your teacher's rusty, white van that says "Free candy" on the side.

#40 - On 11/11/2009 at 11:22pm by DevilDoodle

Horny peddo teacher, ask him/(her) out for a date haha xD

#41 - On 11/14/2009 at 9:24am by H4rdstylefre4k

Creeeeperr

#42 - On 11/16/2009 at 6:13am by Aznxricex

That's fuckin nasty PETOFILE

#43 - On 11/17/2009 at 6:45am by HXCxSceneKidx

It was just a joke... calm down... -.-''

#44 - On 11/18/2009 at 8:15am by MadVlrus

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