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Today, I was performing an experiment in science class. The prac required me to shake up a test tube filled with different materials. Taking the test tube in one hand, I shook it up and down. My teacher then stood next to me and said, "It's disturbing how good you are at that." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16367) - you deserved it (3339)

On 11/06/2009 at 8:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

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