Today, I was performing an experiment in science class. The prac required me to shake up a test tube filled with different materials. Taking the test tube in one hand, I shook it up and down. My teacher then stood next to me and said, "its disturbing how good you are at that". FML
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On 11/06/2009 at 8:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)
It really took you a while?
Also, that's just kinda gross, depending on how old you are a little inappropriate.
if it's a he,
then by disturbing he means that you should see him after class
If it's a she,
then she's just jealous.
aww my other comment didn't show "/
i said "bahahahaha that's hella funny it took me a while to get but wow that's funny lol =D
#3 - On 11/07/2009 at 2:30am by XxCoolPersonxX
lmao if you are in college, give him a blowjob for extra credit!
#7 - On 11/07/2009 at 3:09am by portlandrima
This just doesn't ring true for me.
Don't you usually mix the contents of a test tube by inverting it repeatedly?
Nice try, but no.
So did you fail your prac??
"Shook it up and down" is NOT the way to mix something in a test tube.. You swirl it horizontally, not vertically.
#17 - On 11/07/2009 at 6:36am by WonderBlunder
Every single chem teacher in the history of chem teachers has said that to at least one student in every class. Get over it.
see, u don't need to set yourself up like tht.
as an example:
my mothers maiden name is "Hancock" which when u say it fast or mispronounced(which everybody does) it sounds alot like "Handcock", so when everybody found this out, i now get called "miss Handcock"
and now the teachers know, and they allways yell "CATHERINE, HANDS, ON DESK" seeing tht i set by at least 2-3 boys(of one which is the same) in every class,
the advice here is don't set yourself up! :)
trust me it will go one 4 years
#21 - On 11/07/2009 at 11:19am by CatherineARE
arent you supposed to shake the test tubes without the fluctuation ever reaching the top of the tube?
bad technique, terrible teacher, useless student, poor test tube. you should go do history.
#23 - On 11/07/2009 at 12:17pm by blland
According to doctors there is nothing wrong with "jerking off", but what do they know?
#38 - On 11/08/2009 at 11:35pm by slivermaster
The teacher wasn't referring to the hand technique you were using to jerk off the test tube, but the orgasm face you were making while doing it.
Sounds like you and that test tube really had some chemistry. How long did it last before exploding?
ewwww wat kinda of teacher you have..... lol but its to funny we all laughing cuz we can imgine wat you be doing on your spare time.... : P
#34 - On 11/08/2009 at 5:41pm by heart_broken44
First... I hope that was sarcasm...
Second, his teacher thought he was abnormally good at shaking the tube up and down because the teacher believes this kid masturbates.
#37 - On 11/08/2009 at 11:25pm by GoDrCoW
For that, you should throw eggs at your teacher's rusty, white van that says "Free candy" on the side.
#40 - On 11/11/2009 at 11:22pm by DevilDoodle
Horny peddo teacher, ask him/(her) out for a date haha xD
#41 - On 11/14/2009 at 9:24am by H4rdstylefre4k
