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Today, I was performing an experiment in science class. The prac required me to shake up a test tube filled with different materials. Taking the test tube in one hand, I shook it up and down. My teacher then stood next to me and said, "It's disturbing how good you are at that." FML

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On 11/06/2009 at 8:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

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if it's a he,

then by disturbing he means that you should see him after class

If it's a she,

then she's just jealous.

#2 - On 11/07/2009 at 2:23am by kingkash

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ROFL!!!! ur teacher is awsome!!!!!! hahaa

#6 - On 11/07/2009 at 2:55am by kravitzz1990

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