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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting busy when all of the sudden he paused and looked me dead in the eye. He said "stop," then farted, followed by, "hammer time." And resumed the pounding. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6779) - you totally deserved it (1657)

On 11/06/2009 at 10:22am - intimacy - by mobley - United States

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Hahahaha

#1 - On 11/06/2009 at 2:34pm by Tarak

If you can't find the humor in that, then maybe you should dump him and get a more serious boyfriend. I hear Señor Droopy from Guadalupe is looking for the girl of his dreams....

#2 - On 11/06/2009 at 2:35pm by Drakon

you have an awsome boyfriend

#3 - On 11/06/2009 at 2:37pm by sonicfury

They should add a third choice so we can click either "I agree, your life sucks," "You totally deserved it," or "Stop complaining, your life rocks!"

#17 - On 11/06/2009 at 4:03pm by wozer

They relly should!

#66 - On 11/10/2009 at 7:51pm by DrunkenMuch

that option totally needs to exist. what a whiner! i would laugh my ass off if my man did that!

#68 - On 11/11/2009 at 1:35pm by lovemyE8

ahaha!!!!

#4 - On 11/06/2009 at 2:38pm by xSceneSceneBabyx

Your boyfriend is a champion! Thats probably the greatest thing ever in the history of great things anywhere.

#5 - On 11/06/2009 at 2:42pm by DynamicDave

truly an epic moment. the OP's boyfriend is my hero

#63 - On 11/10/2009 at 2:30pm by xclegend613

You should have thrown him off, pointed at your pussy and said, "U Can't Touch This!"

#6 - On 11/06/2009 at 2:47pm by perdix

WIN.

#26 - On 11/06/2009 at 6:02pm by ScaryyMary

This FML was hysterical...then #6 comes in with the best comment! LMFAO!!

#28 - On 11/06/2009 at 6:22pm by SenGaeriel

LOL!! cant stop laughing! thats a good come back!

I didnt realize MC Hammer's song was still fresh in ppl's memory! this the 2nd time i read his song being used during sex! :D

#38 - On 11/06/2009 at 10:21pm by omghehehe

Fucking Win.

#55 - On 11/07/2009 at 5:46pm by Drakon

hahahahaha! oh i totally agree.

#69 - On 11/11/2009 at 1:38pm by lovemyE8

This is fucking spectacular. Your boyfriend is a legend, and I hope to meet him one day. Pure win!!!!!

#7 - On 11/06/2009 at 2:53pm by protwtf

Did he flip you over and yell out......."On del aay! Dirty Sanchez Seniorita!!!? Or did you give him a Blumpkin?

#8 - On 11/06/2009 at 2:57pm by Skull_300

haha this is awesome

#9 - On 11/06/2009 at 3:01pm by z411811

that guy is awesome.

#10 - On 11/06/2009 at 3:06pm by wrturner

Can i have him?

#11 - On 11/06/2009 at 3:08pm by ohmygoodnex

hahah that is one of the greatest things i have ever heard in my life. i think your boyfriend deserves a medal or something!

#12 - On 11/06/2009 at 3:10pm by boredomkills89

HAHAHAHAHA that's hilarioussss

#13 - On 11/06/2009 at 3:12pm by LevyLove

haha sounds like something my boyfriend would do it happens get over it

#14 - On 11/06/2009 at 3:20pm by Starfire22

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#15 - On 11/06/2009 at 3:28pm by UncombedCoconut

I thought I was the only one who thought of that.

#46 - On 11/07/2009 at 1:57am by Sakeyaki

win win win ftw!
gosh hes a winner. hes pounding your pussy then gets back at it.... fucking beast

#16 - On 11/06/2009 at 3:37pm by Mx_Rider

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#18 - On 11/06/2009 at 4:07pm by Mikesta178

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#20 - On 11/06/2009 at 4:15pm by LikeOhMahGoose

that is so funny haha omg classic

#21 - On 11/06/2009 at 4:49pm by the_megster

did it stink and did it stink worse than this fml

#22 - On 11/06/2009 at 5:17pm by coolsteve

omg I'm still laughing that shit is funny

#23 - On 11/06/2009 at 5:33pm by saucey12

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#24 - On 11/06/2009 at 5:36pm by RatIsKing

hahahaha!!!!!!!!

#25 - On 11/06/2009 at 5:52pm by Freed0mfr1es

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#27 - On 11/06/2009 at 6:17pm by iamelrebel

Is he retarded?

#29 - On 11/06/2009 at 6:29pm by lastminuteperm

Yeah, people need to stop with the whole hammer-time-during-sex thing. It ain't original. =\

#30 - On 11/06/2009 at 6:39pm by xApril

I feel like you added the sex part because you knew if you said he wasn't doing anything sigificant no one would care, but it still offended you for some reason.

#31 - On 11/06/2009 at 6:43pm by anonacs

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#32 - On 11/06/2009 at 7:09pm by gymnastgirl44

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#33 - On 11/06/2009 at 7:28pm by Cristaderzi

it's funny but he FARTED and I hate that shit. I have a brother that fart a lot and it smells really bad but I still find this funny.

#34 - On 11/06/2009 at 8:11pm by blackberry1993

this isn't a repeat. the other one was submitted by a guy who had that pulled on him by his girlfriend.

#35 - On 11/06/2009 at 8:31pm by Timeless14

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#36 - On 11/06/2009 at 8:47pm by Cristaderzi

vagina!! this fml is kool!! vagina!!

#37 - On 11/06/2009 at 9:14pm by elgordito

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#39 - On 11/06/2009 at 11:23pm by City_at_war

that's awesome

#40 - On 11/06/2009 at 11:57pm by Gandalf_Baggins

Well. It doesn't have the same punch as point-blank murder in the woods. Right?

#41 - On 11/07/2009 at 12:01am by mercyFML

that is why you wait for sex, you whore.

#42 - On 11/07/2009 at 1:26am by cmac86

Your mom.

#43 - On 11/07/2009 at 1:34am by mercyFML

you really can't do that anymore. come on saying "your mom" this isn't 1990's any more that shit got lame a long time ago

#64 - On 11/10/2009 at 2:34pm by xclegend613

your mom got lame a long time ago. ;)

#65 - On 11/10/2009 at 4:44pm by music_baby224

YDI that was hilarious!!!!

#44 - On 11/07/2009 at 1:38am by Mortanious

did he ask you to give him oral, hahahaha

#45 - On 11/07/2009 at 1:50am by rileyb123

YOUR BOYFRIEND IS DA BOMB!!!! :)

#47 - On 11/07/2009 at 2:47am by movies12

YDI. you must have known he was immature beforehand. YDI for sleeping with someone like that. gosh, that guy is a major loser though.

#48 - On 11/07/2009 at 2:56am by kindness

he feels waaaayyy too confortable around you!!! what a turn of!!!

#49 - On 11/07/2009 at 3:09am by kravitzz1990

disgusting . but funny storyy tho . LOL

#50 - On 11/07/2009 at 4:04am by emilialoriana

hahaha
Ima do that too


HAMMER TIME !!!

#51 - On 11/07/2009 at 5:12am by El_mariachi

omg i would be disgusted

#52 - On 11/07/2009 at 6:23am by igotabigego

LOOOOOOL. that is genius. keep him.

#53 - On 11/07/2009 at 1:59pm by holliecopas

resumed the pounding?? lmfaoo classic(:

#54 - On 11/07/2009 at 4:59pm by xoluvinshayxo

You should have followed up with "FREEZE... everybody clap your hands!"

#56 - On 11/08/2009 at 4:30am by Ninjaface

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#57 - On 11/08/2009 at 6:28am by jchansfan

Yeah, that's definately gross but, sex in real life is not always perfect, just accept it. Oh, have a talk with him about it so I'd doesn't happen again. Beano

#58 - On 11/08/2009 at 7:23am by JellyMelly

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#59 - On 11/08/2009 at 11:20am by GriefBacon

EPIC. WIN.

#60 - On 11/09/2009 at 12:56am by Guitarist45

What a killjoy funsucker. Girls like sex too you know. Not hot.

#61 - On 11/09/2009 at 11:42am by PsychoGorgeous

Attractive. (uuuhhhhh)

#62 - On 11/09/2009 at 4:43pm by Youd_laugh_2

Your boyfriend is now my hero!

#67 - On 11/10/2009 at 11:34pm by CynicComedian

Lol ive seen this fml on this site 3 times now but its still funny. the first was with a girl who yelled hammer time and the other to were wit guys

#70 - On 11/12/2009 at 1:11am by Lightz_Camera_Me

the gas part really sucks. but if he hadn't done that part, the "hammer time" thing would be fucking amazing.

#71 - On 11/15/2009 at 11:32am by xmeggiemanaicalx

Haha what a legend!

#72 - On 11/15/2009 at 3:20pm by Mongalong

best boyfriend ever. hahaha. but seriously guys, you know it's not cool when girls fart during sex.. we don't find it very sexy either. no matter how funny it may be.

#73 - On 11/16/2009 at 8:39pm by bethiebebe

"and there will be no gas". Hahaha.

#74 - On 11/16/2009 at 8:41pm by bethiebebe

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