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Today, I found out that my daughter is dating my boss' daughter. I found this out because my extremely homophobic boss told me and wants me to 'heal' them or get fired. I didn't even know my daughter was gay. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24182) - you deserved it (2784)

On 11/01/2009 at 12:51pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

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blessing in disguise!!!

Get yourself fired. File a HUGE lawsuit. Go get a job somewhere where your boss isn't a total A-hole.

Seriously, he can't fire you because your daughter is gay. He can't even legally fire you if YOU'RE gay, let alone your daughter. So let him try to do it and then get yourself a good lawyer... this should work out well...

#7 - On 11/01/2009 at 5:54pm by gravityplanx

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That is a pretty shitty way to find out your daughter is gay, but that's not really the FML here. I'm sorry your boss is so homophobic and would fire you for something completely out of your control.

#4 - On 11/01/2009 at 5:39pm by ericalew_xo

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