Today, I got home from work and heard the shower in my bathroom running. Thinking my wife was taking a shower, I got completely undressed and walked in. My wife wasn't in the shower, instead I found my daughter and her boyfriend in the shower, making out. There was an awkward moment of silence. FML
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On 10/24/2009 at 1:35pm - intimacy - by sad_dad (man) - Canada (Ontario)
that's just wrong... on more then one level... and all kinds of awkwardness :S!
#2 - On 10/24/2009 at 4:53pm by theOne4U
Lol!
But who the HELL goes in there naked when it could have been anyone in the house?
#93 - On 11/06/2009 at 6:49pm by ThatFailed
talk about a freak glad i dont know you
p.s. talking to guy who said three some but that is why i always check to see if the door is locked and lock it when i am in ther
#105 - On 11/17/2009 at 9:49pm by HarperGirl
One golden scene for Romeo and Juliet should have had.
Enter Capulet. "Wherefore art thou in my bathroom? Cannot thee afford thy own?"
#5 - On 10/24/2009 at 5:10pm by blland
You win just for knowing the correct meaning of "wherefor". Thank you.
#42 - On 10/25/2009 at 3:56am by Funkengine12
very funny i like it alot plus as added bonus it makes sense
#106 - On 11/17/2009 at 9:51pm by HarperGirl
I love how he seems to think that the awkward moment of silence was the fml. I think it would be more that your daughter saw you naked while you saw her and her boyfriend naked and "making out" (cuz there was probly at least some touching there). I think that THAT is the true fml. lol it made me laugh tho
#7 - On 10/24/2009 at 5:40pm by bubblybrooke
Nah, isn't it that his wife wasn't in there? Wasn't THAT the FML?
#92 - On 11/06/2009 at 10:05am by Ashbashcrashed
today my boyfriend and I decided to go to my house and take a shower while making out. my dad then walked in butt naked and joined us. I'm now pregnant with no clue in who the father is.
that would suck! lol
I would of hopped right in and told the bf your family showers together all the time. to save water.
#17 - On 10/24/2009 at 7:22pm by Superawesomestev
wouldve been better if daughter or bf posted. but still FYL
#19 - On 10/24/2009 at 7:31pm by Lagunaguitar
hahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahha
so akward.
#22 - On 10/24/2009 at 9:23pm by FatJoke321
Why would you just assume that it was your wife? YDI.
#23 - On 10/24/2009 at 9:33pm by iheartjustinsane
probably wrong of you to assume. um. why didn't they lock the door? and why were they in YOUR shower? damn. but wow... how awkward. for all of you. how long have they been going out? he could be a perfectly lovely boyfriend, but now things are gunna be so awkward! damn. that sucks. awkward for both, and scary for them! the boyfriend would be freaking out soooo bad, and the daughter too. damn... don't assume. maybe knock first? um. just in case? even if its not likely. but yeah... sucky...
#24 - On 10/24/2009 at 9:40pm by kindness
next time... make sure that's yerr wifeee... haha stupiddd
#28 - On 10/24/2009 at 10:58pm by MyDarkHeart
uhh why were they in HIS bathroom. I would of assumed tht too. cuz must kids don't go into their parents bathroom to take a shower when they have their own. unless they dnt have their own then tht would be a different story
#29 - On 10/24/2009 at 11:06pm by WOW_idc123
That's so messed up. At least you know she ain't a daddys girl, If she was, she would have asked you to join.
1. your daughters an idiot for not locking the door.
2. you should have knocked on the door to make sure
3. you should be disappointed in yourself for raising a daughter thats a whore.
4. and wooooow, awkwaaaaaaaaaaard.
How come when a girl has sex she's branded a whore if that's the case then 95% of females in the world would be considered whores before their death it doesn't make sense.
#72 - On 10/26/2009 at 3:16pm by paintballa43
yeah! seriously! there is a differnce in a girl having sex with her bf tht she prob loves than a girl sleepin with every guy in the world for $$ ppl need 2 think b4 they speak
#95 - On 11/07/2009 at 6:16pm by robpatzluver
Thank you I'm so sick of hearing all these retarded people calling someone they don't even know a whore.
#103 - On 11/16/2009 at 3:09pm by paintballa43
those are really stupid kids.
1) he just got done with work... most people get done with work around the same each day. they should have known.
2) they were in HIS bathroom, showering together.
3) they didn't lock the door to said bathroom.
- fyl not only for the situation but also for having such a stupid kid.... ugh terrible
haha nice fml #10. was there any touching between them? how old is your daughter?
#34 - On 10/25/2009 at 12:50am by tguillaud550
Dude, ever heard of knocking?
Or possibly knowing that your daughter had her boyfriend over.
Awkward yhh but totally serves you right.
#40 - On 10/25/2009 at 3:16am by Living_Loving
This sorts thing happened to me before... Usually my family just comes and goes into the bathroom during showers to get stuff, but when I went in (I even knocked)my sister and her boyfriend were doing the same thing as this FML (with the curtain open). He's huge (bodybuilder) and beat me up the next day at school.
#44 - On 10/25/2009 at 4:47am by chuchurocket
guys not eveyone have locks on their bathroom door or room door. geez....
#47 - On 10/25/2009 at 9:22am by blackberry1993
Good thing it wasn't your wife with your daughter's boyfriend.
Did you leave and let them finish, or did you stay and watch?
i love reading your comments but some are just to weird, "did you stay to watch?"
p.s please don't correct my grammar i try and am pretty damn smart(for everyone not just you)
#108 - On 11/17/2009 at 10:00pm by HarperGirl
wow that sucks soo much it must have been soooo awkward i mean like wat do u say when that happens
"hey dad hows it goin" "uh ok thanks wat about u" no no awkward......O_o
#54 - On 10/25/2009 at 4:49pm by sillyteengirl
AHAHAHHAHA! that sucks. but i garentee they were doing more than making out.. (;
#55 - On 10/25/2009 at 5:25pm by whudupsnitch
this is the funniest fml I have read! lmao! *slaps himself due toextreme laughter*
#57 - On 10/25/2009 at 6:23pm by Willthediscusguy
dude i would have kicked that douches ass, sent my daughter to bed, called ma lady and did her good in the shower ! no problemo
I hope she didn't get in trouble since he was just going in there to do the same as they were lol how akward..shit
This is the saddest thing ever, I am actually quite surprised that this man didn't go in and kick the bf in the balls and throw his daughter out AND that they didn't lock up...
#64 - On 10/25/2009 at 11:39pm by Lilbunnyfoofoo
You guys, he assumed because it was his bathroom, not the family one. And he probably didn't knock, because really it only should have been his wife in there, making knocking unnecesary, and perhaps a tad weird... no?
Either way this FML is hilarious, even if it is somewhat disturbing... lmao :P
wow I feel for your daughter, I wouldve died if I were her.
I think you're gonna knock from now on?
#68 - On 10/26/2009 at 2:26am by Circa_Circa
Were you hard when you got in the shower? If so, you should have started complementing the boyfriend on his physique. That would have warned him off big time.
Geez, for all of you who are asking why he didn't knock;
Don't you think that knocking on the door to ask who is in the shower would ruin the romantic surprise?
Poor him.
(Hahaha, anyway...)
F*ck your life.
#70 - On 10/26/2009 at 5:05am by The_Sock_Queen
best fml ever. since last january fmls have gotten stupid. this just made my year. lol that sucks dude.
#77 - On 10/26/2009 at 9:12pm by tails8880
Ohh Dang! "1's company, 2's a crowd, and 3's a party" ;]
"Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious v of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes 'Oh my god, I've had the old bull now I want the young calf' and she grabs me by the weiner." (Step Brothers).
Gotta love that movie! :] haha
#79 - On 10/26/2009 at 11:52pm by BlowYaMind
"Today, while I was making love with my boyfriend in my shower, my dad walked in, naked, jacking off with his hairy business. He then watched as my boyfriend stepped out of the shower and left. FML." ~feel bad for your daughter... GAWDDAMN, EVER HEARD OF K-N-O-C-K-I-N-G?
#83 - On 10/27/2009 at 8:09pm by rainbowhobos
Don't you think you should have left during that "awkward moment of silence"? It would have been hilarious though if you were just like "scootch over!" and went about taking a shower, asking them how their day was? But that would be something a creeper dad would so nevermind. Wait, you're already a creeper dad!
#84 - On 10/27/2009 at 10:45pm by shutyourmouth
haha wow that is an awkward situation, though I must ask, if you have a family why would you assume it's your wife. I mean if you didn't have any kids or children small enough that they could bath themselves, then why just assume it's your wife? Other people need to bath or sex it up in the shower as well.
#85 - On 10/28/2009 at 12:08am by feed_the_ducks
why did you go in if it was obvious someone else was there???
#89 - On 11/04/2009 at 10:52pm by idontloveyou_86
total flabbergasting moment . lol YDI for assuming that it was your wife . hah
#94 - On 11/07/2009 at 4:32am by emilialoriana
That's why you don't get naked and jump into a bathroom that everyone uses.
#97 - On 11/10/2009 at 11:40am by bravelysweet
haha thats funny happening to u..
if i walked in on my daughter and her bf i would have kicked the shit ouf of him
#109 - On 11/26/2009 at 3:16pm by lifesuxxx1
