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Today, feeling romantic and overwhelmed with love, I told my fiancée: "I don't know what I'd do without you." She replied: "Well, you'd wank". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13989) - you deserved it (3648)

On 12/25/2008 at 1:07am - intimacy - by Nicos - Sent from mobile version

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