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Today, feeling romantic and overwhelmed with love, I told my fiancée: "I don't know what I'd do without you." She replied: "Well, you'd wank". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22442) - you deserved it (5380)

On 12/25/2008 at 1:07am - intimacy - by Nicos - Sent from mobile version

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Bah, I wank all day long, my dick's practically hanging by a thread.

#1 - On 02/06/2009 at 11:49am by moxy

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THATS AWESOMEE. she sounds pretty sweet. = ]

#6 - On 02/23/2009 at 1:05pm by williamhungftw

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