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Today, feeling romantic and overwhelmed with love, I told my fiancée: "I don't know what I'd do without you." She replied: "Well, you'd wank". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15773) - you deserved it (3955)

On 12/25/2008 at 1:07am - intimacy - by Nicos - Sent from mobile version

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Bah, I wank all day long, my dick's practically hanging by a thread.

#1 - On 02/06/2009 at 11:49am by moxy

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Appropriate response with a thoughtful look: "... true..."

#4 - On 02/11/2009 at 10:19am by sable

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