Today, I was jerking off in the train washroom when the ticket inspector knocked at the door. I was nearly done so I didn't open right away. I didn't think he would have the key…I found myself face to face with him and three other passengers. The worst being I didn't have a ticket. FML

by lip / 12/24/2008 at 3:40am / Intimacy

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  • "I get off by jerking off in public bathrooms, FML."

    #9 - On 03/19/2009 at 1:03am by inlimbo11

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  • Why would you jack off on a train you fucking weirdo??
    That's disgusting, blue balls or not.

    #19 - On 08/16/2009 at 6:55pm by banana2022

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