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Today, I was jerking off in the train washroom when the ticket inspector knocked at the door. I was nearly done so I didn't open right away. I didn't think he would have the key…I found myself face to face with him and three other passengers. The worst being I didn't have a ticket. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8317) - you deserved it (64539)

On 12/24/2008 at 3:40am - intimacy - by lip - Sent from mobile version

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"I get off by jerking off in public bathrooms, FML."

#9 - On 03/19/2009 at 1:03am by inlimbo11

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Why would you jack off on a train you fucking weirdo??
That's disgusting, blue balls or not.

#19 - On 08/16/2009 at 6:55pm by banana2022

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