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Today, I was searching for a travel bag. I looked in my parents room for one. I found one alright, with all there sex toys in it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11508) - you deserved it (3508)

On 09/25/2009 at 10:37am - intimacy - by R-R-R-Ray (man) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

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