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Today, I put my sexiest lingerie on, lit candles, put some sensual music on, and got my bed ready to surprise my boyfriend when he came home. I positioned myself in the sexiest pose possible. He came home and didn't come in my room for 20 minutes because of a football game. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12120) - you deserved it (4255)

On 09/20/2009 at 10:17am - intimacy - by seminole711 (woman) - United States (Florida)

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