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Today, my girlfriend asked if her friend Alex from high school could join in with us and we could have an amazing threesome. As a horny dude how could I say no? Turns out Alex is also a guys name. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11692) - you deserved it (49541)

On 02/02/2009 at 11:29am - intimacy - by Randy Savage (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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She owes you nothing.

Best leave threesomes out of relationships. May cause friction and insecurity

#21 - On 03/03/2009 at 2:02am by _incredulous

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Well duh Alex is a unisex name.

#17 - On 02/18/2009 at 3:24pm by ahahaha

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