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Today, I went into my older brother's room to get a condom. This happened the other day too when my boyfriend forgot one. So I went in there today and there was a note that said "Little Sister, stop using my condoms. And your boyfriend sounds like a girl when he climaxes." FML


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On 03/20/2009 at 8:43pm - intimacy - by Stacy (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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HAHA. Embarrassment.

#1 - On 03/21/2009 at 4:07am by ashleyy

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What was the brother doing listening to his little sister having sex. Ewww... Fuck his life..

#4 - On 03/21/2009 at 4:19am by samarjit_khanna

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