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Today, I caught my cat humping my dog while he was asleep. I'm sleeping with the door closed from now on. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28665) - you deserved it (2904)

On 12/11/2008 at 10:31pm - intimacy - by Black - Lebanon (Beqaa)

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lock the door some cats can open them

#2 - On 03/03/2009 at 2:20am by _incredulous

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Today, I caught one of my cats humping my huge dog while he was asleep...even they get more action than me. FML

#10 - On 05/04/2009 at 3:03pm by CryingHowls

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