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Today, my religious girlfriend of 8 months finally lets me have sex with her. She invites me over, and just when we are about to do it, her dad comes home from work 3 hours early. She said it is a sign from God that we have to wait. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56262) - you deserved it (16192)

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She probably wasn't really ready to have sex if that's what she said. If she was really ready, she wouldn't say that... it was just an excuse. Maybe you shouldn't pressure her and respect her morals.

#13 - On 02/15/2009 at 10:01pm by nanii

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i can't believe some of the things people put up on here. honestly, if she's going to keep her standards that high, you should respect that. it's hard to find that in a lot of girls these days. what the fuck happened to good morals? good luck.

#68 - On 03/01/2009 at 7:18am by jumi

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