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Today, my religious girlfriend of 8 months finally lets me have sex with her. She invites me over, and just when we are about to do it, her dad comes home from work 3 hours early. She said it is a sign from God that we have to wait. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54952) - you deserved it (15707)

On 02/15/2009 at 6:49pm - intimacy - by naynay007 (man) - United States

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